PHUK Plovers

Literally translated as "Please Help Us Kidnap Plovers," is an organization of elite bird capturing kidnappers which was formed on Cape Cod, Massachusetts, but has since become a global phenomenon. Tasked with saving our beaches from closure due to the occasional presence of an endangered shorebird, the piping plover, PHUK Plovers is reclaiming our beaches to the people, one plover at a time. PHUK Plovers by visiting phukplovers.com.

"Have piping plovers kept you from enjoying the beach? PHUK Plovers... and the problem's solved!

by CapeRoughRider June 26, 2010

Podestrian

A word to define a prick wielding an Ipod. Often worn by those bastard taxdodging student who probably get them for free. Often showing off free gadgets to the poor work foce who actually have to buy theirs themselves.
see scum

Cheg, let's drive into town and run down some bitch ass tax dodging podestrian's

by esworb October 1, 2005

ass plower

ass plowing is when you get both fists up a womans ass and simultaniously move your arms back and forth

dude, last night you're mama got an ass plower from my dad.

by ktulu666 March 25, 2009

Podestrian

A hopeless/hapless iPod fanboy who can't get over the fact that there are dozens of better mp3 players out there that cost half the price and have superior features and options.

Podestrian:I bought an iPod and therefore I'm better than you
Me:Right.....
*rolls his eyes
Podestrian:What was that about
Me:oh...nothing...
Podestrian:But iPods are so dang cool, and I can store 5000 songs
Me:oh, but my Zen can kick the crap out of your ipod and can store 10,000 songs for half the price
Podestrian:yeah...but...but...but...my iPod looks sexy!
Me:yeah...whatever

by m4l1c10u5 December 18, 2005

Plodgy

Like chubby

She has plodgy cheeks

by Alphadog August 20, 2012

Snow Plowed

When the snow is melting, you're waiting for a bus (or walking down the sidewalk) and the snow plow comes by. If you're lucky you have time to run behind the bush shelter, if not... blammo!!!! Head to toe drenched with chunks of ice and freezing cold water.

Man I hate this time of year, waiting for a bus means you totally run the risk of being snow plowed!!!

by Dani-wu January 5, 2009

Cow Plower

When a man is sexualy attracted to a cow and wishes to fuck or plow it in the ass.

example: "bryan stop plowin that cows ass and get over here"


example: "bryan stop being a cow plower,and get you dick out of its ass"

by mr.smarterass April 3, 2009