Platinum Rapper

The Mexican lady down the street that wraps burritos for everyone.

Damn, you see that crazy Mexicano with all her tortillas and meat and cheese? I wanna get with her tonight, the Platinum Rapper.

by yiggidyjigitywacko October 31, 2008

PlatinumKizz

1. A kiss so hot that the kiss alone could make you blow a load or get damn close to it.

2. A kiss so amazing that you'll want only that one person to kiss you like that for the rest of your life.

3. A very valuable kiss, one that not many people get.

Ex. 1
"yeah i kissed him, he was definitely a PlatinumKizz"

Ex. 2
"that PlatinumKizz ruined kissing for me, forever."

Ex. 3
"Wow, you mean you actually got a PlatinumKizz outta him? I'm SURPRISED!"

by TheLuckyBoi February 16, 2009

Platinum Belt

This Belt is obtained when a male engages in sexual intercourse, with that of someone whom has cougar stats. The cougar must be married, without children, and at least 15 years older then the male. Also the cougar must be concidered a hottie, by the males peers. This is the highest degree of belts for a male to achieve and the act must be completed at least 3 times before the belt is obtained with the same partner.It is not an easy belt to get.

Tom was 18, and his co-workers wife was 33. She was hot, no children and she knew things he had no idea about. After 3 months of hooking up with her, he obviously obtained his platinum belt....and a little more.

by luvmelater August 13, 2010

platinumback

A mature human male who has achieved alpha status and consequently copulation with extremely healthy female(s) via wealth, especially with regard to his comparative lack of physical fitness and that of his (commonly exquisite) female companion(s). Derived from the platinum credit card(s) he has + the term silverback of Gorilla fame.

This chick on the beach had the most bangin' rig known to man. She was rocking the bikini up and down the sand. I scoped for the giant ogre I assumed she was with but it turns out she's here with that tubby-looking platinumback who drives the BMW

by rg1980 May 28, 2010

platinumryan

A streamer who doesn't have a consistent schedule and sells his nudes for 69 gibbys

platinumryan is gay

by Basic White guy October 23, 2017

Platinum Fredbear

Big buff hot man, oily buff man, hes so hot

Bro Platinum Fredbear is so hot

by PlatinumFredbear October 10, 2022

Neil Platinum

When a Neil Diamond song gets stuck in your head and keeps playing a million times. This can happen to any-singer song, in which case, it's called a song stuck blue, also derived from the booming voice.

S: Help! I just can't get Sweet Caroline off my mind.
B: Your last gf?
S: No man, this song by the platinum artist.
B: You mean, Neil?
S: Yeah, the song's gone platinum in my head.
B: I see, Neil platinum! How bout Neil polish - when someone lacks polish?
S: You go define it on Urban Dictionary. I don't want to risk having his million fans destroy all my iTunes.
B: Urban what?
S: Never mind.

by vivauganda January 21, 2011