A cunt's picnic

A gathering of cunts.

Q: "You fancy going to that wellness festival on Walthamstow Marshes?

A: "No, looks like a cunt's picnic."

Can be abbreviated to "picnic".

Q: "Idles are playing at that wellness festival on Walthamstow Marshes, you fancy it?"
A: "No, looks like an absolute picnic."

by HaroldTheIronMonger October 20, 2023

Ant Picnic

This is when there is an itch in your butthole. It feels like ants are having a picnic down there!

p - "hey why are you walking all funny?"
s - "ugh, just another ant picnic 🧺"
p - "hate when that happens. I have to shit and i'm sensing an ant picnic coming."
s - "yeah, feels homophobic"

by gibe gupe July 13, 2021

booty picnic

1. When you have a orgy of ass or booty eating

2. When your girl lets you eat her ass or booty in public

3. Having a picnic and eating something that tastes like ass or booty

Jim- Yo dog, I'm finna have a BOOTY PICNIC
John- Ayyyeeeeeeeeeee

by William118abc May 25, 2016

a sandwich short of a picnic

When someone is missing a marble or two, or one beer short of a six pack, basically and idiot who isn’t all there

“That guy can’t tie his own shoelace.” “He must be a sandwich short of a picnic.”

by Dank farts August 22, 2019

A Couple Sandwiches Short of a Picnic

Not the sharpest tool in the box; scatter brained; squirrel thinking.

"I think I am going insane with you"
"No, you are just a couple sandwiches short of a picnic"

"They are a couple sandwiches short of a picnic because they never focus"

by MGSuperstar July 1, 2023

Cuban Picnic

the act of having a picnic on the sand and/or beach.

Let's have a Cuban Picnic in South Beach for the holidays.

by OfficialDJKJ September 1, 2017

PICNIC

Problem In Chair Not In Computer
Insult for non IT literate people. Often used in IT support to describe someone who is the problem rather than has a problem.

Problem In Chair Not In Computer.

A- Sandra’s monitor isn't working. Can you check it out?
B- ok

(Later)

B- silly cow didn’t have it plugged in.
A- What a Picnic.

by FannyMallet81 January 27, 2022