by Buck Myas January 20, 2022

Picking up your own napkin is when you can contort yourself in order to suck your own genitalia. This often involves having a couple of your ribs surgically removed. It refers to when you drop your napkin at the dinner table & have to bend over & get it without getting out of your chair
If you can't get a date just stay home & pick up your own napkin!
I decided to just stay home tonight and pick up my own napkin
My wife walked in and I was picking up my own napkin
I decided to just stay home tonight and pick up my own napkin
My wife walked in and I was picking up my own napkin
by Neddy100 December 16, 2013

When two men scissor, with full penetration.
Each man places his legs in a Y configuation, and they both simultaneously penetrate each other.
Each man places his legs in a Y configuation, and they both simultaneously penetrate each other.
by Doboy April 18, 2018

by @HEYBITCHS March 7, 2025

You know when you're roaming around Portland and you see that one person high on life attempting to tie their shoes?
Tweakers. More specifically, fent heads swaying in the wind. You know the stance.
It can be used liberally to blanket the behavior of any high, not just the bad ones.
Tweakers. More specifically, fent heads swaying in the wind. You know the stance.
It can be used liberally to blanket the behavior of any high, not just the bad ones.
"Oh shit, dude is over there picking up pennies."
"We've got another one out there picking up pennies!"
"Dude was so gone he was out on main pickin' up pennies!"
"Dalton ripped the bong and started picking up pennies at the concert!"
"We've got another one out there picking up pennies!"
"Dude was so gone he was out on main pickin' up pennies!"
"Dalton ripped the bong and started picking up pennies at the concert!"
by NotWhiteHenry February 15, 2025

Angel Jose Robles, Hellstorm, Hellstormismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Is Only Allowed To Pick Up Women With A Phone And Not Paper And Personal Computer And Other Laptop, Tabltets, Etc.
Angel Jose Robles, Hellstorm, Hellstormismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Is Only Allowed To Pick Up Women With A Phone And Not Paper And Personal Computer And Other Laptop, Tabltets, Etc.
by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 23, 2025

tom: hey man today’s National pick up a Girl day
mark: so that means i can go up to a girl and back her up agenst a wall and pick her up and have her legs around my waist?
tom: yes
mark: so that means i can go up to a girl and back her up agenst a wall and pick her up and have her legs around my waist?
tom: yes
by supermanisbossbutyouknowidc October 2, 2018
