degree in physics

When something appears impossible to fix or adjust, you sometimes need a degree in physics to work it out.

Jim taped up the package so much, that whomever was to receive it would probably need a degree in physics to try and open it.

by Bob August 18, 2004

Anti-physics

We all know the normal laws of physics apply to everyone and everything in the universe, but every action has an equal and opposite reaction so it is logical to conclude that physics has an opposite reaction aswell.

Thats where the laws of Anti-physics come into play, Say you have an apple falling from a tree, well according to the laws of anti-physics, somewere in the world there is an apple falling up and re-attaching itself to a tree... maybe not on this dimentional plane but its still happening.

The same kind of laws apply to the size of an object (see example one) the size of the object is so unbeliveably huge that it cant be contained in a normal dimentional state so the laws of anti-physics allow this object to be contained in such a small area but still keep its natural large state (see TARDIS).

Another state of anti-physics is the most simplests so far, this effects your mental state in a crisis (see example two) causing the idiot of the group to reduce in intelligence to the point were it cant reduce any further and has no choice but to increase expenentially coming up with an ingenius plan to solve the crisis.

Anti-physics can be applied to anything with an opposite.

1: Its so big its small

2: Your so stupid your smart

Ect.

by Triple J May 7, 2005

physical dyslexia

A complete un-co at either sports or dancing.

Kate: Do u wanna dance?
Timmy: Sorry i have physical dyslexia.

by Nikki89 August 20, 2006

physics homework

-smoking pot
a code word for smokin pot, or getting weed,

-lets go do our physics homework now

- mom stop talking i have to leave to go to bobs house to do my physics homewrok

by annalynn at the shiz August 3, 2007

Double Reverse Physicology

It's the exact opposite of "reverse physicology" because it's when you are tricking someone into thinking that you are tricking them into reverse physicology, but you aren't. So it confuses the living crap out of them.

Stacy: "So what did you get me for my birthday?"

Fred: "I bought you a new piece o' shit honda babe!"

Stacy: "Haha, Oh Fred, you are too funny!"

Fred: "Haha, I know right!"

(Stacy sees the crappy car)

Stacy: "Fred what the hell!?! I thought you were kidding!"

Fred:"Now that's what I call a dose of double reverse physicology!"

by Nathanispro April 23, 2009

Physique du role

The overall look one has that shows exactly what profession, career, activite one performs.

Halle Berry is not only a very beautiful woman, but she has got the perfect "physique du role" to play a real femme fatale as a Bond Girl.

by Dino March 13, 2005

Physics

The most pwn-inest, awesomest, rape-sauciest, ball-punchinest, ass- kickinest class in high school, college, and life.

Can be used both in life, and in video games.

Physics = mc squared.

Games: That 'nade and that rag dollin' is so defyin' da laws of physics.

by 7th. Period Trio April 23, 2008