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Pedophile Laugh

A creepy fake laugh that is directed from an old man to a young child. The old man is not listening to what the child is saying but using a "fake" laugh that sounds inviting enough for children to feel accepted. The old man is probably thinking of sex with the child and using a "hehe" or "hehehehe" laugh to invite the child to come close.
That hobo totally pedophile laughed at that boy
by runfrompedophileskids! September 23, 2010
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Pedophile

A person who likes it young and tigth.
michael Jackson is a pedophile, he likes them young.
by JewsMustDie November 5, 2017
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Pedophile High

When you get so high than you become paranoid that your parents only conceived you to molest you. Coined by rapper Reptilian God Mana
You need to watch what you're smoking , you don't want to get Pedophile High.....
by SMACKMAN USA November 19, 2022
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Ethical pedophile

A type of pedophile, who has all the same tendencies as a regular pedophile, however they wait until their prey is of the age of consent.

Usually operating in counties where the age of consent is significantly lower than others.
He had the desire to have sex with children, so he booked a one way flight to Nigeria, gotta love those ethical pedophiles
by chickenlips11 February 7, 2023
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tree pedophiles

-enters zoo- Daddy, can we go see the tree pedophiles?!

Just look at that creepy ass face.
by Your moms vajay February 25, 2014
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pedophile laugh

when everyone else is asleep and you see something that makes you want to laugh-- loudly. in this case you are forced to let out a small awkward giggle and refrain from your standard cackle, this makes you sound like a pedophile :))))
"i read your text last night at 3am and my pedophile laugh came out"
by minpin rico May 24, 2015
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Artificial Pedophile

Someone who really isn’t a pedophile, but they still enjoy having sex with children for various reasons other than true love and romance.
The artificial pedophile played along just for the kicks and insecurities.
by MrTrayBorrosInCo December 12, 2021
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