Paranoiatypus

A platypus with stark paranoia. Most commonly found in the regions somewhat close, but not limited to, Bethesda, Maryland. Also an awesome.

"About as awesome as a Paranoiatypus."

by Monk December 21, 2004

Paranormal Immunity

The special type of protection to X-Files-like phenomena that comes from being a skeptic, educated, or atheist person. People with paranormal immunity have a special ability for finding rational explainations for otherwise inexplicable events. They also develop an innate aversion to the phrases "Did you hear that?" and "What was that noise?"

"Did you hear that noise?" - Scared Shitless Friend #1
"Oh, shut the f*ck up!" - Paranormal Immunitee

"Dude, don't go in there, that place is haunted!" - Chickensh*t Friend #2
"Don't worry, I've got Paranormal Immunity" - Paranormal Immunitee

by enicot December 1, 2010

paranoia

Paranoia is realising that humanity is eating itself and you are just the starter.

All those fat cats licking their lips...

by paranoid writer July 29, 2004

paraneum

thin layer of skin between a womans cooch and her butthole

make me a sandwich bitch before i punch you in your paraneum

by dirty d 86 January 19, 2008

paran

to be agg

dude that shit is so paran!

by Sam January 3, 2004

PARANOiA survivor MAX

Is a very difficult song in DDR Extreme. It has 290 BPM. It's too fast.

by Samurai Katsu September 15, 2003

Xbox One Paranoia Syndrome

A condition when you feel as if the camera on your Xbox one Kinect is recording everything you do and showing it to random people.

John Doe: Hey is it just me or is that Kinect camera on the Xbox one recording us?
Tom Harry: Dude, I think you have Xbox one Paranoia Syndrome. You should get checked for that.

by Phoenixwiggles May 27, 2013