John Paradise

a dark mostly unknown phanomene living in the trap house of Schnörwangens. He is besties with Kirsten and gets along with cows very well. His name comes from "John Deere", he likes to wear cappie of this brand
He likes them fine fine pickles out of the fine jar.
Cheese, ham, no fish for john.
Lunch at heidi is also always a pleasure
Secretly in love with Tim schnörwangen, jealous at Lina Rabe.

John paradise is a shy king cowboy sweetie
"My John is paradise."
"Are you going to spohler krug inventurparty?- j.p. Shakes head"
"Moin"

by A fine pickle jar February 11, 2023

Pervert's Paradox

(1) As a dilemma: Whether it is worse to *find* porn so disturbing it requires eyebleach, or to be looking for it in the first place.
(2) As a trend: The more socially-accepted someone's fetish is, the less likely he or she is to talk about it in an online forum or community. This is because it is very difficult to start furry drama over and/or bawwww about "ordinary" kinks not being accepted. See also attention whore, babyfur, and bestialist.

(1) Ben: If rhinos don't want to be raped by elephants, then maybe they shouldn't dress so provocatively. (Picture of a rhino in panties.)
Houngan: I don't know which would be worse; that you made this picture or found this picture.
Ben: Top Google image hit for "sexy rhino."
Rywill: Turns out that finding it was worse.
Rimbo: That, or looking for it?
Ben: Wow, the Pervert's Paradox.

(2) The Pervert's Paradox is killing the furry fandom.

by Adrimor May 21, 2009

The Facebook Paradigm

The logic which has developed as a direct consequence of the impact facebook and other social networking sites has on society. Meaningful relationships are undermined as friends are reduced to contacts which are to be collected as commodities in the attempt to appear cool.

The pervasiveness of this ideology legitimates the increasing transience of social relationships.
In layman's terms it becomes cool to have a vast pool of contacts requiring too much time and effort to properly maintain. As such the people worthy of an individual's time and effort are determined by the rewards that come with associating with that individual.

I don't care how many facebook friends you have, I don't buy into the facebook paradigm.

by fluvial March 4, 2010

The Lawrence Paradox

When you ask your friend to make a choice between 2 things that make no difference to you or your group and they say “I don’t mind” or “I don’t care, you choose”. This results in an argument trying to make them choose before someone eventually gets pissed off enough to make the choice for them.

Joe: “ Hey Liam do you want to play out wide or in the centre on pro clubs tonight?”
Liam: “I don’t care, I’ll play wherever after everyone else has chosen.”
Danny: “Oh shit you shouldn’t have asked him that, you’ve now entered ‘The Lawrence Paradox’.”

by x427 March 5, 2018

Get off at Sydney Parade

To pull out of a girl before ejaculation. In direct reference to the Dublin dart stop 'Sydney Parade', the term was popularised by Ross O'Carroll Kelly and one of his novels, 'Should Have Got Off At Sydney Parade'. An Irish phrase.

I have no condoms, what the fuck am I going to do?

You'll just have to get off at Sydney Parade, my man.

by Ross O'Carroll Kelly November 27, 2019

Paradiddle

The name given to a technical exercise (also known as 'rudiments') performed on a drum... by a drummer, consisting of an alternating pattern using both left and right hands. There are many types of Paradiddle, for example:

(R= right hand L= left hand)
Standard Paradiddle: RLRR LRLL RLRR LRLL
Inverted Paradiddle: RLLR LRRL RLLR LRRL
Paradiddlediddle: RLRRLL RLRRLL RLRRLL RLRRLL

by The Paradiddle Pro December 11, 2004

Paradyne

the ultimate state of being

and the paradyne point to the heavens guiding them on the path to enlightenment

by Jay Campbell February 5, 2005