gentlemans parcel

penis and testicles. like 'man junk' only more refined.

Alan casually sat and manipulated his gentlemans parcel while opining on the majesty of the Spanish attacking thrust.

by vxrandall July 4, 2012

jace parcell

A semi tough redneck from backwoods pennsylvania normally found around tobacco or classy women.

I walked through the woods and saw a wild Jace Parcell

by Buckmaster May 21, 2014

Pepperoni Parise

An alternative to a traditional all male threesome, when only two males are available. The middle participant in the threesome is being anally penetrated while simultaneously inserting his throbbing member into a Chicago style deep dish pepperoni pizza.

On a cold wintery Chicago evening, nothing will warm you up better than a classic Pepperoni Parise.

by sillyphilly November 12, 2015

Stock Prices

something that's hip/ trendy

Yo fucked my mom... that's pretty Stock Prices

by lammab March 24, 2021

last minute panicees

Women in their late 20s and at the beginning of their 30s, who are single and start panicking that they will end up alone. So they desperately search for a man and hence substantially lower their utopian high quality standards in order to eventually enter into a relationship with a man to save their future.

Boy yesterday I went to this club and I met one of these last minute panicees. She was so desperately in need and I already could sense the panic that she will end up alone, that even though I was drunk as hell she gave me her number in order to see me again.

Look at her, she is throwing herself at me as if I were her last chance to eventually get pregnant. I tell you, she is panicking.

by Ramon1512 February 16, 2013

Jade Shannon price

A true queen so gorgeous and so unbelievable she's out of this world she's so adorable and shows the world how outstanding she is she gets nervous around new people but she has alot of effort and will never stop trying to mix because she's so amazing she has gorgeous eyes and is a role model to her own boyfriend

Jade Shannon price is truely amazing

by Fazexjugs October 7, 2019

Patrice

Patrice is girl that makes your day no matter what mood your in. She is so beautiful and kind. She has many talents that make you love her even more. She has an amazing voice and is an incredible musician. She never seizes to make you laugh or smile with her adorable humor. Although she doesn’t open up to everyone, she certainly warms up to you in time. Patience is a good thing to learn.

I love Patrice.

by Fruitytoes123 December 2, 2019