porn pants

Pants that appear to be poured on, leaving absolutely nothing to the imagination.

He was moving like a wild tiger in his porn pants, with every muscle and organ flexing for all to watch.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 2, 2019

Pumpy Pants

When your pants fit too tight and they collect fart gas.

Oh my pumpy pants are going to explode they're so full of gas!

by Futsi Bear May 25, 2021

France Pants

2016 Olympics, French walker Yohann Diniz poops himself during a race for the whole world to see. He had a wicked case of diarrhea, better known as "Runner's Trots". If you have a bad case of diarrhea you have "France Pants". If you poop yourself, or feel like you're about to poop yourself you have "France Pants". If you're changing a nasty loose bowel diaper, you're changing a "France Pants".

That Mexican food I had for lunch really messed up my stomach, I couldn't make it to the bathroom and I ended up with France Pants.

by Swatamagon August 27, 2016

Pant Chimney

The hole at the top of leg wear that a cat boy's or cat girl's tail comes out of, in the pants, shorts, or skirt.

Cat Boy 1: My tail always gets in the way.
Cat Boy 2: Put it up through your Pant Chimney retard.

by Pant Chimney provider March 18, 2021

Thot pants

The silky pants with a big opening at the bottom , usually with patters that girls who want to show of their big butts wear . (Typically during summer )

It’s summer so now girls will start to wear thot pants to show off their butts again

by favgirl673 February 20, 2018

Daddy Pants

1.the source of power (n.)
2. "put on the Daddy Pants" (tr.v.) to assume authority and whip some ass

from the days when it struck mortal fear to hear "You just wait until your Dad gets home!"

As in "Dude, you need to put on the Daddy Pants and not let them get away with that shit"
or
"This guy at work put on the Daddy Pants and told the marketing guys where to go."

by robert February 25, 2005

Man Pants

The hair that goes from a man’s ankles to his waist, thus creating pants made out of hair. Only the men with big schlong’s have the best man pants. Not to be confused with a Man Onesie; which is hair that goes from a man’s ankles to his shoulders aka Chewbacca.

E.g.1

Girl 1: My boyfriend has the best pants!
Girl 2: OMG i know look at those Man Pants

E.g.2
Boy 1: Marc has the best Man Pants
Girl 1: I know, I'm gonna root him tonight!

by MROS June 15, 2013