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P.T.B.U. ratio

abbreviation for "Potential to Blow Up ratio", which is a scale ranging from 1 (low) to 10 (high), that rates the chances a currently hot girl will someday gain weight and become overly chubby and unattractive.

Key note: One night hookups are exempt from the P.T.B.U ratio as the girl being rated is usually hot, and even though she is likely to blow up in the future, the aforementioned potential blow up will not effect her current hotness.
Tom: "Check out that chick over there... she is smoking hot."

Brent: "Dude, look her thick upper arms and those kankles, she's got a high P.T.B.U. ratio.

Tom: "Man, who says I'm proposing? Bang it tonight, leave it tomorrow.
by Jack Metzler April 2, 2008
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U.S.P.C.C.

United States Pizzly-Bear Cavalry Corps. Elite military unit of shock troops, characterized by axe-wielding infantry mounted on hybridized polar-grizzly ("Pizzly") bears. Rumored to be commanded by Chick Norris. In a similar fashion to Delta Force, the Pentagon refuses to officially confirm the unit's existence.
Wise Spectator: "We wouldn't have a problem with insurgents or finding Bin Laden if we'd make more use of the U.S.P.C.C."

-or-

"Dude, ask yourself what a pizzly bear cavalryman would do in this situation."
by GFW February 24, 2009
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U.C.P

my friend whose name i wont mention has a ucp and likes to show it off and he has a dog named sparky
by shred December 3, 2004
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S.T.U.M.P

This guy is so new to the army, he is still a S.T.U.M.P.
by Gary Bowker April 28, 2006
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C.R.U.M.P.

Acronym: Careless Rarely Useful Meaningless Person.

If you have a project that really needs to be completed successfully and quickly - the one guy you really DON'T want on the job is a C.R.U.M.P.
Boss: "Hey Stuie what the fuck's happened to this job? It was looking good, on time and on budget - now it's all gone to shit"!
Manager: "Sorry but it wasn't my idea to put T***y in charge. Everyone knows he's a proper C.R.U.M.P."
by VRnomore April 27, 2010
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U.R.P

Stands for Utterly Random Person
Term used when a person who you dont know or recognise speaks to you like there your friend when in truth they WANT to be you friend
Dude avert eyes potential U.R.P!
by Adam intern October 17, 2004
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U.C.P

Up Close, and Personal.

1. A succinct description of moves where partners are close to each other. Can allude to engaging in some hanky panky or various romantic, sexual activities.

2. To get into a fight, confrontation with someone.
Hey babe, you're so hot can I get some U.C.P. with you?
Yvonne, thank you for the U.C.P. yesterday night, god, your vagina sure tastes sweet.

Gary: Those two were breathing down their backs last week.
Mick: Yeah, they got U.C.P., didn't they?
by Prudent Gust September 20, 2008
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