Ortiz

Somebody defined as not royalty

He thinks hes the premium package but hes just an ortiz

by Lolliboy March 31, 2020

optical-fertilization

the process of being shot in the eye with a male orgasm

sarah gollub's eye hurts due to the fact that i brutally optical fertilized her

by mike hunt December 1, 2003

ortis

maduming kuko; taeng bumabalik kapag flinush

putanginang adante 2! ay ortis pala!

by yuseff February 18, 2004

opticrat

company manager with big stock options

options + bureaucrat

managers who make decisions to enhance the value of their stock options, not in the best interest of the company or, especially, its opticrap employees.

Why are the opticrats laying us off when business is good? To bump the profits and sell the place. Pity the fools who buy this place and think it can run with a skeleton staff. I'm otta here.

by Ninfa November 30, 2004

ortie

ortie short for artificial something unreal

yo that boi's a square he's an ortie nigga

by killa zanie July 16, 2005

optical intrusion

Something that is offensive to look at. Also someone creepy/scary/ugly that is looking or staring at you.

Compto: That chick is totally staring at you dawg.
Shawn: I know. She's scary lookin' yo.
Compto: It's an optical intrusion.

by Phill Latio July 6, 2008

Optical Assault

When someone meat gazes the hell out of you.

You: I was taking a shower after working out at the gym the other day and this dude kept staring at my package.

Friend: Damn, you were the victim of an optical assault!

by Herbalicious September 28, 2008