To mitch out or the act of mitching out. When a buddy suggests or commits to an action and then mitchs out because of some weak reason. Weak reasons can include but are not limited to: “it’s too cold” “I’m attending your moms” “it’s too hot” “I’m drinking already” “I’m getting ready for bed”
Joey: Where’s Mitch?
Ethan: He said he was coming. I hope he isn’t going to Mitch out.
Matt: He just mitched out. Check the text.
Ethan: He said he was coming. I hope he isn’t going to Mitch out.
Matt: He just mitched out. Check the text.
by Tomanyalreadyinuse January 15, 2021
masturbating through the pocket. usualy people will use silk pockets. also my be just playing with himself.
by alx McCarter May 03, 2005
When a guy that you're with is a total Dbag(douche bag) and you no longer give 2 shits about them, bye Mitch!
by fox_pack August 15, 2014
The deliberate termination of a human pregnancy, most often performed during the first 28 weeks of pregnancy; or an “abortion” (noun).
by Porter McConnell October 28, 2020
by Putin's Mitch August 01, 2019
Verb.
1) The ensuing behavior following more than three shots of alcohol when one is both a lightweight and a small person named mitch, which includes, but is not limited to: refusal to go to bed quietly, making an ass of one's self, yelling "hey girl, take off that polka dot bikini," or any general act of combing both "bitching out" and being named mitch.
2) The act of bitching out, but when the person's name is Mitch.
3) The verb that describes mitch's behavior after three or more drinks
1) The ensuing behavior following more than three shots of alcohol when one is both a lightweight and a small person named mitch, which includes, but is not limited to: refusal to go to bed quietly, making an ass of one's self, yelling "hey girl, take off that polka dot bikini," or any general act of combing both "bitching out" and being named mitch.
2) The act of bitching out, but when the person's name is Mitch.
3) The verb that describes mitch's behavior after three or more drinks
Person 1: Oh man did you see Mitch hiding under the table at the strip club?
Person 2: Oh yeah, he was totally Mitching out!
Person 1: Afterward he absolutely refused to pass out on the couch!
Person 2: Wow what a Mitch!
Person 2: Oh yeah, he was totally Mitching out!
Person 1: Afterward he absolutely refused to pass out on the couch!
Person 2: Wow what a Mitch!
by Mingo_Fiercest December 16, 2009
A moment in witch one corrects another, in a more intellectual way. Weather it be in grammar, saying, quotes, or an everyday situation.
"Hey dat sweater to tight on you." To witch one would correct in a manner such as, "Sir/madam, that sweater is a bit snug, wouldn't you say so yourself?" That would be a real Mitch moment. Or when someone reads this and finds a flaw although the meaning is perfectly clear (Mitch moment).
by HANDSOMECHRIS December 03, 2013