Wanda Wonderpig is Ben Dover's slide meat.
by I, Wreckerrr February 04, 2017
Normally women of a mature age out having fun who wouldn't even be bothered with some of the lowlife scum.
Hey shes a milf, no shes stale meat, still I bet she wouldn't touch you with a forty foot barge pole.
by CheckMate October 01, 2012
to pay a homless bum to sneak up on a sleeping victim and slap the shit out of their face with his genitals the punch them in the face and run.
by jericho arterus ice wolf April 13, 2008
Someone who eats a minimal amount of meat in their diet. Though not vegetarian, a meat minimalist will live on a mostly plant-based diet that is augmented by small amounts of meat. A meat minimalist doesn't restrict eating a specific kind of meat but will eat small amounts of a variety of animals. The goals of a meat minimalist are to reduce the detrimental effects of mass production of meat products on the environment, economy and human/animal health. In addition, meat minimalism helps support small, organic/all natural and sustainable farming practices.
I tried to be a vegetarian but I love many meat dishes; I'm now a meat minimalist and only eat meat once or twice a week. I always try and eat only meat from organic or naturally raised animals.
by meat minimalist June 02, 2011
Indigestion specific to eating meat, having a unique feel almost like your heart is struggling and there is severe blockage within your chest. Extreme discomfort feeling.
After eating them 6 sausages, 9 burgers, 11 pieces of chicken, 7 shish kebabs, am suffering proper Meat Chest.
by rob gas June 20, 2009
1. when you just had passionate sex that lasted upwards of 7 hours and now you are late for your job interview, so you proceed to wash your penis in the sink.
2. An alternative to showering after sex.
2. An alternative to showering after sex.
by ChingyChief February 15, 2017
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