Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.

"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."

by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016

beaver grease

It is a culmination of breast sweat that drips down to the belly button and mixes with the button lint then slides down to the crevices between the thighs and vagina and pools in the asshole then is absorbed into the underwear.

The beaver grease is so thick you could spread it onto toast.

by yuba gold July 3, 2012

Grease Lighting

When a fat person tries to gas light you.

That fat person was grease lighting me into believing that McDonalds is healthier than normal burgers.

by Swag Man of Swagsylvania May 4, 2021

Grease Bawl

When a guy jizzes ontop of a girl's head/hair causing a greasy disaster.

Yeah dude i went to her house and pulled a grease bawl, she got mad and took a shower after.

by DirtyHD February 19, 2011

grease ape

A black person with poor hygiene who looks shiny do to the amount of oil on his/her skin. Often crack heads and other people with mental issues can be called a "grease ape".

"Did you see that grease ape come up to me?"
"Yeah what did he want?"
"Oh same crap about needing $5 for gas to get home, like that idiot has a car when he only has one shoe on!"
crack head hood rat

by Blagojevich November 20, 2015

Apple Grease

Something that's all just dumb and bad

Person 1: I'm really sorry, my mom just died and it's hitting me a lot harder than I expected... She and I kind of had a falling out when she remarried and allowed her new spouse to mistreat me and my sibling for so long, but now all I can think of is the fact that now we'll never have a chance to fix things. What if her dying thoughts were of her broken relationship with me? I had so many chances to reach out, and I almost did so many times, but it just never happened... I still stand by my anger at her, but part of me wonders if we couldve worked to resolve things. Part of me wonders if it's my fault we hadn't spoken in maybe a few years when she died, and not more than a few brief, blunt, cold words in maybe twelve years. And now Ill never be able to take that back, I'll never know what could've been. So yeah that's been really weighing on me, and if I'm quieter than usual that's probably why

Shadow the Hedgehog: Aw damn, that's total apple grease, I'm sorry

by BartramStPimDestinyGangLeader July 9, 2023

Plumber’s Grease

When your ass is all dirty and greasy and you desperately need a re-wipe.

I got bad plumber’s grease. I’m all itchy.

by Eaton Holgoode February 3, 2018