Astronaut in the Ocean

The worst song to ever exist. It’s another one of those rap artists trying to throw country into the mix and the lyrics don’t even make any sense?

Doug: “Hey John did you hear the song Astronaut in the Ocean yet?”
John: “You mean that one song that has the lyrics: When your brain goes numb, you call that mental freeze, that doesn’t make any sense whatsoever.”
Doug: Yup you’ve heard it.

by Matthewmcconaughey May 21, 2021

Ocean Penis

The act of your penis shriveling when entering a cold body water, or other liquid.

When walking into the ocean, he looked down and notice he had an ocean penis(small, shriveled penis).

by Mr. Stufalotopuss April 1, 2010

Ocean Spray

When a man (or woman) builds up a large amount of gas and releases an extremely large, liquidy fart onto another persons face or genitals.

Carmen is into some pretty weird shit. She made me eat Taco Bell today and when we went back to my place later that night she told me to tell her when I had a fart coming on so I could give her face an Ocean Spray. It got her real horny though.

by Spartyguy November 2, 2013

Ocean Marketing

Opposite of Good Marketing.
Based off a bad PR case from the makers of Avenger Controller, Ocean Marketing.

"Did you see their new ad campaign? Man, was that ocean marketing!"

by tombuben January 1, 2012

Ocean dolphin

A generic dolphin what else did you want?

"Wow look at that ocean dolphin"

by J-jam February 21, 2015

Ocean Tamer

A dominant gay man at sea, usually on a naval deployment.

Ken had so many sailors in his bunk last night, he’s a real ocean tamer.

by navycaptain July 6, 2019

Ocean-man

A creature of which swims for its whole life span. It is a cross between a frog and a dolphin.

Ocean-man take me by the hand lead me to the land that you understand.

by Big scatt May 27, 2019