nuclear throne 

A name for the toilet after a particularly bad shit.

"You could have warned me about the nuclear throne, man"

nuclear throne by breadz October 7, 2015

nuclear weapon 

Items of which KK and Doom want to use on those damn sand niggers.

We should go and use our nuclear weapons on Osama's ass.

nuclear weapon by James Bourne September 10, 2003

nuclear whorehead 

a whore who is having anal and goes on a psyco rampage and cuts off the guy's penis.

Taylor Ottman cut off John Thienemen's penis...
Yea, he's a real nuclear whorehead.

nuclear whorehead by nanniepop April 23, 2005

nuclear war 

when a ranged class "E" Missle with nuklear composites are launched our dropped over any populated Areas.

did you hear? the US launched a nuklear attack against japan's Hiroshima and Nagasaki for the Pearl harbor attacks!

nuclear war by Jobe October 10, 2003

Nuclear Cream 

What is said when a situation or conversation can not get any more awkward.

Nuclear is just irrelevant and Cream could be suggesting many things which allows for the other's mind to wander and wonder leaving room for vague awkward silence. "Cream" may entail the white inside of an oreo or even jizz. Once "nuclear cream" is said, there is no going back to times before awkward small talk.

girl: hey friend.
boy:..i think i am in love with you.
girl:.. Nuclear Cream.

Friend B: So, how was it? Was it ok?
Friend A: Well, it was a bit painful because, well, you know...the stretch...
Friend B: ..........what?
Friend A: Wait, what are we talking about again?
Friend B: How you told your parents about being gay..?
Friend A: OH! Sorry, I thought we were talking about the time I lost my virginity.
Friend B:..Nuclear Cream.

Nuclear Cream by NuclearCreamCheese April 7, 2011

nuclear sex 

Nuclear sex is when a male orgasms before reaching the vagina for penetration.

Female 1: "So how was it last night; was he good?"
Female 2: "We had nuclear sex."
Female 1: "Ohhh.."

nuclear sex by Natehcks July 3, 2014

nuclear weapon 

1)weapon that splits atoms at an exponential rate releasing a fucking shit load of energy and incinerating stupid people and leveling an extremely large blast radius. It also releases an electromagnetic pulse that will shut down power to anything that just didn't take the fucking clue and turn into dust.
2)Jekei's ass

"Nagasaki got 0wn3d with nuclear fucking weapons!"
"Jekei's ass nuked johns toilet and keith puked due to the demonic fumes left in the air."

nuclear weapon by Matt September 7, 2003