nogiene

People lacking hygiene have nogiene

let's stand far away from the guy with nogiene

by Blood Spartan September 6, 2007

Noobieness

What a noob does, What he/she is about, how they act.

Noobieness: When a noob on a site, game or anywhere else, comes in and "noobs up the place". Such as asking questions everyone else knows the answer too, or being a newfag and acting stupid.

noob newbie newfag

by J.S.P. October 18, 2009

noobie-caker

A noob at call of duty he enjoys using noob tubes and shoutguns. singular version of noobie-cake which means a team of noobie-cakers.

A level 1 noobie-caker has no idea what hes doing, he is using noob tubes.

by Yur boti November 14, 2009

Nookie Pookie

A tiny Mexican penis.

"God, the guy I had sex with last night had the tiniest nookie pookie I have ever seen."

by Thechuicer September 25, 2013

Noonies

Noonies are when you got to the pub in the afternoon for "just one drink" and by the time you leave its pitch black outside (not that you're in a fit state to see any way after actually having about 10 drinks)

It normally happens on a friday after finishing work early.

Noonies are NEVER planned.

"Oi Oi Dave wanna go down the pub for a quick pint“
" yeah sure mate as long as we dont end up having noonies like last time"

by dylbertl December 26, 2018

Nookie

Slang term for sex

I need to get some nookie on my face

by Qweef master November 17, 2019

noodieq

You do it in a bush

Jack gives noodieq in a bush

by AbcKfc February 23, 2021