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internet ninja

An internet-savvy person who knows about numerous websites, blogs, etc. and how to get the most out of them. Anyone can use Google to find something after enough digging; but an internet ninja knows exactly what websites to go to for immediate answers or solutions. They are swift and lethal, in and out before you even know it...with whatever they want--just like a ninja.
Can I commission the use of your internet ninja skills to help me out with this dilemma?
by seandp_83 December 8, 2009
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

A very good '80s Cartoon show (based on comics) that came back into popularity lately with newer wave of teenagers/Hot Topic Kids saying it was "Teh Sex". If you are younger than 18 as of 2006 more than likly you did not grow up with them and should shove it.
I used to watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles with my brother all the time growing up. Along with Dark Wing Duck, Tail Spin, X-men, and Legends of the Hidden Temple.
by Lauraness June 11, 2006
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ninjadorable

A subtle combination of deadly stealth and lovable qualities, often found in persons who are not only cute, but WAY awesome for many other reasons.
Laura and Rose were not only dangerous, they were completely ninjadorable.
by kenjamd May 1, 2010
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Ninjagian

A Ninjagian is a person who’s obsessed with the Lego Ninja from Ninjago. Ninjagians can be both fangirls and fanboys of the show.

The show is about five guys in colourful ninja suits, who have to save all of Ninjago from evil. The ninja have somewhat control over one element each, except the green one who can use all the elements. There were originally four ninja; Cole (the Black ninja of Earth), Jay (the Blue Ninja of Lightning), Zane (the White Ninja of Ice) and Kai (the Red Ninja of Fire). Keep in mind that we’re not talking about their skin colour, okay? All of them are yellow. The Green ninja is also known as Lloyd, and is the youngest or maybe not… It’s complicated. They have to fight living skeletons, snake-like people, evil nindroids and the Overlord. Overlord is some douchebag, who needs Lloyd’s golden powers to do something evil whatsoever. The show is complicated, so just watch it!

Anyway, the Ninjagians are crazy, yet creative people who obsess over Lego Ninja. They make lots of rad fanart, gifs and fanfics. However, many fanfics are written by Wannabe-Ninjagians who write about their amazing OCs instead of focusing on the canon stuff..

All in all, the Ninjagians is a powerful people who’s willing to destroy anyone (any show) that is going to replace their dearest show. This is not someone you wanna mess around with, because of their elemental powers of creativity and witty puns are too much for ordinary people. Ninjagians are Ninja, just way more dangerous..
Ninjagian: OH LOOK! It's blue! It reminds me of Jay!
Non-Ninjagian: Jay?
Ninjagian: YEAH! He's the ninja of lightning, and Nya's boyfriend. He's also an inventor, who also does some model building, dabbles in poetry, cooks and lots of other things. He also talks a lot, and grew up in a Junkyard. And (Talks a lot more about Jay and the show, due to Jay's influence on people. He makes them talk waaaaay too much, and crack lots of puns and jokes..)
by MontyMon April 23, 2014
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ninja turtle sex

Sex with backpacks on
Want to do some ninja turtle sex?
Sure, let me get my backpack!
by DanKuren June 3, 2016
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Ninja Glare

A parody of the 2008 song "In The Ayer" by Flo Rida made by youtube sensation Nigahiga.
lyrics:
Chorus (x2)
OH EM GEE
You can't see me
I'm blending in just like a pine tree
I am unseen, You can't see me cuz
I'm a ninja, nin, ninja, ninja, nin, ninja.

Verse 1
Hey, can't see me
Am I a bird or am I a tree?
What's flying so high in the ayer (ayer)?
I'm a ninja don't stare (stare)
Fast like the witch is Blair (Blair)
I bet you don't even care
Here I go, there I go, this is my song
Being ninja you gotta be strong
Most of us found in Hong Kong
Where is my automobile now Dong?
Catching everything with my chopstick
Making loud noises with every hit
Moving unseen so fast so quick
I bet you wish you had all my ninja tricks
OH EM ... GEE
Be a Ninja like me
Just watch me now and you will see!

Chorus (x2)

Verse 2
Hey were dressed in black
Just like emos except for the fact
We don't stab ourselves, we stab your back
Its just our way to sneak attack
We see you coming cuz we have wall hacks
Don't come near us or we'll give you slap
And no sense in running cuz we set up a trap.
Here comes the slow motion... C C C CRAP!
Run like me
Hide like me
Don't forget your fatality
Dance like a ninja in the club
Even though you'll look just like a scrub
Watch this vid learn something rare (rare)
This move looks like a square (square)
Just throw your hands in the air (air)
Follow me, do the Ninja Glare!

Chorus (x2)
by Bhai-Saab November 15, 2009
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Whiskey Ninja

When a person gets very intoxicated, usually off whiskey, without anyone else noticing. This usually occurs after a hard and long break up and results in a night of vomiting.
-George was a real Whiskey ninja last night!
-I know he drank half the bottle
-Whiskey NINJA!
by GINT234 May 22, 2010
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