Nerdsomnia

N. The condition of being unable to sleep because you can't stop thinking about a new idea, problem, or challenge. You can't sleep until you study, research, or learn it.

"Dude, I've been up all night thinking about this awesome legal brief I'm working on. Nerdsomnia!:

by ungtss ungtss ungtss November 5, 2010

Nerdvana

The place of ultimate gaming pleasure. Here, reality becomes warped, and all that matters it the game. You become the game, and the world around you fades into nothingness.

"We were all over at Jack's playing Halo 2 last night, and I looked over at Mark and he was totally lost in the game. The dude had reached Nerdvana."

by Abyss Shark May 26, 2006

tortoise nervosa

The decline of motor skills and brain function the morning after the over consumption of alcoholic beverages the night before.

You: Did you see Sally today? She can barely hold her pen and is staring at a blank computer screen.

Me: Looks like a case of tortoise nervosa. Sally had one to many martinis at happy hour last night.

by Gucci13 August 13, 2009

four pillars of nerddom

Invented by JP McDaniel, the four pillars of nerddom are the four different types of a nerd.

One can be in all, some, or none of these.

Pillar 1: People who play Starcraft 2.
Pillar 2: People who play Dungeons and Dragons.
Pillar 3: People who play Warhammer 40,000.
Pillar 4: People who play Magic: The Gathering.

"I already play Starcraft 2 professionally and DnD "professionally", I also play WH40k competitively, so if I pick up Magic, then the universe will just divide by zero and explode."
- JP McDaniel

Mike: Hey John which of the four pillars of nerddom did you try to pick up?
John: Tried to pick up Magic but I didn't have the time.

by Flamerst October 22, 2013

Nervous Nigel The Neurotic Spider

A spider that keeps popping up at frequent intervals. A coffee happy spider. Also means someone who has been working overtime.

"Hey man, lay off the work. We don't want you turning into Nervous Nigel."

by Volvo_Man January 6, 2004

nerdzor

Adjective to a weakling nerd that keeps playing a specific game all day long who also beats you all the time, making you want to strangle his neck.

John: Wow! what a nerdzor player!
Nerd: n00b I b33t u
John: I'm gonna strangle your neck!

by Lazorz December 27, 2007

nerdofascism

1. A type of power mongering exercised by members of any nerd community - usually internet-based - and common to online journals, message boards, and wikis.

2. A nerd's exercising of authority on the internet (e.g. on message boards or wikis) to overcompensate for their complete lack of social clout in the real world.

1. Wikipedia is not a democracy, it's a nerdofascist regime.

2. Message boards are infamous for nerdofascism.

by Godheval August 7, 2009