nappocolypse

A nappy that can't hold the shit in

I thought the baby had pooed. When I got the nappy off, I realised it was a total nappocolypse! The shit was everywhere

by HankTheBusDriver January 20, 2015

napportunity

An opportunity to take a nap.

I got out of class early and realized I had a napportunity.

by Halesssss September 2, 2016

Nappy brain

When your brains all funky.

You got a right nappy brain

by Hacker #14 June 19, 2018

nappyszn

The time periond of which people keep their hair very nappy normally during spring period in the Southern Hemisphere and fall in the both but can take place at any time

Joe: you know what season it is?
Joe mama: indubitably I presume it to be nappySZN
Joe: fr
Joe mama: fr fr
Joe: damn

by Nappynigger420 October 27, 2019

Double Napple Grapple

Double Napple Grapple: to squeeze both nipples of a friend until the point of pain.

Usually seen in goups of men, the double napple grapple is a method of showing affection in a masculine way, often used in retaliation for a napple grapple recently received. To perform the double napple grapple properly both nipple should be squeezed while counter rotating the wrists until the recipient squeals in pain.

After Charles gave a napple grapple to Justin, Justin retaliated with a double napple grapple.

by escapethefate February 5, 2010

facebook-napped

When you or someone else have accounts on different social networking sites (e.g. Facebook & Twitter) but only ever go on Facebook.

You've been kidnapped by Facebook.

Guy 1: Do you have twitter?
Guy 2: Yeah..but i don't go on it, i got facebook-napped

Girl 1: Hey, why does Shannon never go on twitter?
Girl 2: She was facebook-napped

by sygirl5000 September 15, 2011

Tele-napping

When you say you are working from home but you are really falling asleep at the keyboard due to being comfortable at home. At times the napping may be replaced by watching a movie or playing video games.

I decided to work from home today but little does the boss know I was tele-napping cause I stayed up too late last night playing video games

by hansolo007 October 21, 2011