Musty Mike

A term used for somebody with the absolutely grossest hands. Nastiest shit, you don't want to shake hands with them, commonly used with people who chew their nails and or pick their nose

Guy 1: *picks nose* bring it in for a handshake.
Guy 2: hell no get those musty mikes away from me!

by A$AP HOSS April 12, 2015

Mostyn

A caring person who gets angry very quick but this is overlooked by his amazing good looks

Person 1 : he just like mostyn
Person 2 : how

Person 1: handsome but angry

by m i c i July 15, 2020

m1stysc0ven

Gabby owns a tik tok by this username.She is a fan of American horror story shameless and other great shows.

Have you seen what m1stysc0ven posted today?

by Love.C June 12, 2021

mistydaysgrlfriend

on tiktok one of my favorite mutuals i love her so much she’s amazing

mistydaysgrlfriend is one of my fav mutuals

by anonymous May 27, 2021

Mystery Blinker

The act of pushing your car's turn signal stick up and down in sync with the actual tempo of your car's turn signal. (Troll effect best achieved in multi-directional turn lanes and middle lanes of highways.)

Some A-hole pulled the mystery blinker, then just merged right in front of me.

by IsraelHands09 December 24, 2010

Misty Fuck Slap

When a guy and a chick are having sex and hes ready to cum, he takes a hit of weed, blows it in her face, farts in her face, jizzes on her face, and then bitch slaps her twice. The combination of the weed and fart creates a cool sensation that feels like someone is smokin a reefer through their asshole.

Dan: Dude, i was fuckin this chick and i gave her a misty fuck slap.

Bob: Man, i tried that once, but when i tried to fart i accidently shit on her face.

by Brisk222 July 14, 2009

Musty

That good ass weed. When you walk into a place the smell hits you like a truck, also known from Shoreline Mafia’s song “Musty”

Who got that musty?? I’m trying to be higher than a kite.

by TooTurntShaila January 8, 2018