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misanthropy

1. A practice used by some miserable idiot with no friends who hates mankind because s/he needs to get out more, get laid, etc.

2. An attitude taken by your typical animal-rights activist who has crossed the line beyond all hope of redemption, even reduced to violence against humanity for the unrealistic and brainless obsession with animals who they know nothing about, and who couldn't give a sh*t about them.

3. The reason why some warped people are turned on by animals.

4. A mindset which tricks the user into thinking that they're superior/cleverer/more thoughtful than most of their fellow man, when they're simply taking the easy route.

5. The attitude of a hypocrite who clearly has no decent understanding of the world, and is probably just as bad/sadistic/unpleasant as their fellow man whom they moan and whine about.

6. A sign that you've been hanging around/watching animals for too long, and not understanding them long enough.

7. An obvious signal that someone is an alien in a very poor disguise (probably).
Misanthrope: I HATE HUMANITY! LIONS ARE SO CUTE AND NOBLE WHILE WE ARE EVIL! WE ARE A PESTILENCE! BECAUSE WE EAT MEAT WHEN WE MUSTN'T!

Me: Erm, if you hate us so much, why don't you contribute to our demise and hang yourself?

Misanthrope: Ermmm.....

Me: Yeah. Didn't think so


Misanthropy is the easy way to pretend you're wise and worldly.
by Osamasbitch August 9, 2008
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Misanthrope

A Misanthrope is someone who hates the human race.

Most misanthropes are self-pitying children/adolescents who think that being misanthropic makes them "deep", "meaningful", intelligent and/or notable. They are sadly mistaken.
"Depressed" Teenager: "Man, I hate the human race string of swear words, I'm just so much better than everyone because everyone else is stupid and doesnt understand me or my views, yo string of swear words, I am such a misanthrope, yo"
by SOKFHES8584 September 24, 2006
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when you make a stupid mistake despite being educated as if you come from Myanmar where education is only compulsory to the age of 9.
person 1: how many planets in the solar system
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Misandry

A word cisgender heterosexual men utter the instant they are confronted about their misogyny; a term used by men to derail conversations about equal rights and the subjugation of women under the patriarchal system created by men.
Femi: Women are inferior to men and should remain in the bedroom and kitchen where they can be of use to society. Men are superior because we have penises. Haha, dark humour.

Aisha: Hey, don't say that.

Femi: Can't you take a joke, you bitch?

Aisha: Actually, I can, but that's the thing: it has to be a real, funny joke, not some remark that has its roots in misogyny. Your words contribute to systematic oppression, you misogynistic prick.

Femi: If misogyny exists, then misandry exists too and women are just as bad as women. Systematic privilege does not exist because we men say so.
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