by Streetsmart November 21, 2013

Not THE truth. Something someone tries desperately to convince themselves of in order to justify their actions and opinions.
Scientist, "The simple scientific truth is that, aside from genetic anomalies, the human race has two genders as defined by their chromosomes."
Activist, "That may be YOUR truth but its not MY TRUTH. I identify as an ATTACK HELICOPTER."
Activist, "That may be YOUR truth but its not MY TRUTH. I identify as an ATTACK HELICOPTER."
by BOBimusREX March 2, 2019

by Swag McSwaggerson October 23, 2012

by Billy Shea April 1, 2020

"On my ones" is a popular phrase used in South East London high schools and is simply slang for “on my own”. As all slang does, the phrase slowly died out and is now used purely for comic effect. Variants of the phrase include: On your ones, Ones and One-sies.
by BakedBeans November 28, 2009

An exclamation for surprise, shock, or pain (either physical or otherwise). Can also be repeated in various rhythms to form songs to further emphasise the effect.
"My bones!" - After getting beaten on a poker hand
"My bones!" - After missing an open goal
"My bones!" - After finding your wife in bed with your boss
"My bones!" - After literally breaking one of your bones
"My bones, my bones, my bones my bones my bones, my bones my bones my bones my bones, my bones, my bones my bones, my bones..." - To the tune of "High ho" from Snow White
"My bones!" - After missing an open goal
"My bones!" - After finding your wife in bed with your boss
"My bones!" - After literally breaking one of your bones
"My bones, my bones, my bones my bones my bones, my bones my bones my bones my bones, my bones, my bones my bones, my bones..." - To the tune of "High ho" from Snow White
by Jankulovski March 20, 2009

by Sigmaxxing May 8, 2020
