malph0bic

a way to insult someone, if you’re ever called this, run as far away from the person who called you this.

“you know what? you act exactly like malph0bic on instagram. fuck you.”

by thespademc July 7, 2021

Murphi

Racist slur for a black person who cant spell his own name "Murphy"

Hi I'm Murphi I dont know how to spell my own name

by asdfgasdfg123 December 22, 2021

Mullholand

The best teacher ever… do you ever think of a loving mother who gives hugs and kisses? Well that’s mullholand. She is like a mama bird who will do anything to protect her kids. She creates magic on the stage and gives love to whoever needs it. Mullholand is someone everyone looks up to.

Who’s the lady you were just talking to

Oh that’s my not mom/bff/teacher mullholand

by jsnizzlefishfart March 4, 2022

mulch around the sugar shack

Taking a dump around a type 2 diabetic while they sleep on your farm.

Hey! Billy Bob's gotta mulch around the sugar shack before it gets too cold!

by TioLeo December 4, 2022

Mulch Nap

A deep and disorienting nap; refreshing but not permanent like a dirt nap would be.

I took a mulch nap after work and woke up at 8pm thinking that I was late for work the next day.

by DB0380 April 20, 2023

Shaking Murphi

v.t. to "mainline" low grade black tar heroin, usually in the men's room of a trainstaion with ditry toilet water

"dude, some asshole was shaking murphi in there." -or- "umm. . . . lets pawn the T.V. . . . . . so we can shake some more murphi."

by broseph duder June 19, 2008

The Mumphies

When you are in a euphoric state of mind and your only urge is to listen to Mumford & Sons. Its like the munchies but with Mumford & Sons.

I got the mumphies real bad.

by Ramond M. Cleveland August 14, 2011