Molly Mule

When taking a woman from behind, she gets so excited that she rears back and kicks her partner in the face and or chest

Dude, what’s that bruise on your chest? I was banging this chick from behind last night and she Molly Muled me when she came.

by Pete Incaviglia February 16, 2021

Mule Bunker

Is a term used to describe the act of digging a hole for a Mules feet, aka bunker, so a twisted individual or individuals could set the Mules feet in the bunker, which also has cement to make an escape for the Mule impossible. Once the cement is set, the cock congoline begins on the poor unsuspecting mule.

So my buddy Dame was telling me a pretty twisted story that happened a few years back. A few farmhands were caught slipping cock to some donkeys( I’m not talking roosters) and to make sure they had proper leverage and easy access, the dug a Mule Bunker, which involves digging a home to cement the feet for an all out donkey dismantling. Some peoples kids are fucking gross.

by Tee Cee Deez May 24, 2021

Mule Kick

A Perk in Call of Duty following the other few perks along with it, it grants the player a third slot for another weapon. This ‘third weapon’ can be lost when downed

Guy 1: Hey dude what perks do you have?
Guy 2: I have Mule Kick, and Juggernog.

Guy 1: That’s sick dude
Guy 2: Damn it I downed and lost my third gun.

by ryzkrispiez July 26, 2022

Kiev Mule

A Moscow Mule, but cringier because it ignores the nuances of geopolitics and has no material affect on the war in Ukraine!

"Let's drop the Moscow and call it a Kiev Mule... Russia does't deserve such a yummy drink."

by Dadhole June 15, 2022

Mexican Mule

When a man pees in a women's anus.

When I'm bored, I call a hooker over so I can perform the mexican mule on her.

by Prickly Pete November 22, 2006

mule leg

An erect penis that is eager or kickin' for some action

This chick at the club was grinding on me all night so we went back to her place and I gave her the mule leg!

by Joe Homebrew July 6, 2006

buttered mule

a fat red sloppy useless sweating disgusting mess who doesn't know how to do anything and is uncooperative and unskilled but somehow has everyone fooled into thinking he is good to have around

"That guy is a red buttered mule."

"I can't stand that red buttered mule."

by Bill Wang October 13, 2008