pure mule 

Irish expression: can be positive or negative description of events - It all depends on the intonation.

'went out, long queue, shite beer, no craic, walked home in the rain on me own, it was pure mule' or 'went out, straight in, no kissin', loadsa drink and scored big time, it was pure mule'.

pure mule by gaz7000 July 20, 2006

dick mule 

1. A person that can handle multiple penises without being shaken.

2. A woman who has sex like she is getting paid.

3. A large woman whom tries really hard to please a man. Often she will accept uncomfortable positions and bizarre antics in stride. She treats the dick as though it is her only means of survival.

I love Jenny she is such a dick mule!

She's kinda ugly but MAN is she a dick mule.

dick mule by Drizzol October 12, 2010

Purse-Mule 

A Husband/Boyfriend/Fiance at the mall with his Wife/Girlfriend/Fiance and made to hold significant-other's purse

My mom went to the mall with her Purse-mule, I mean my dad.

Purse-Mule by AyatollahofDietCola November 13, 2010

Mortgage Mule 

A man or woman who engages in paying the mortgage too long in a bad marriage or living arrangement, and then feels taken advantage of at the end of the relationship.

Harry felt like a Mortgage Mule. He took care of his wife and family for years, then found out his wife cheated, and was just using him to pay the mortgage, so she had security and a place to sleep.

Mortgage Mule by Mamahipster December 26, 2011

kewl mule 

the most osum way to explain a kewl situation. similar to the phrase "awesome possum" you can use it any time of day to describe kewl things

jon: hay, i just bought me self a horse

mikey: WOW! KEWL MULE!

kewl mule by irock1234567 February 26, 2012

creek mule 

The male version of a swamp donkey, very ugly and usually fat boy who hangs around and bars and clubs waiting for you sexually assault females who were too drunk to defend themselves.

This motherfucker is a creek mule.

creek mule by Creek mule 753 August 5, 2017

Drug Mule 

Noun, cocktail recipe

Ingredients:
Vodka, whiskey, or preferably tequila-6 oz
Sparkling CBD water-12 oz can
Ginger beer-2 cups

Combine all ingredients in a shaker. Stir slowly with a bar spoon as to not disturb the carbonation. Strain into a copper mug. Add ice, garnish with a slice of lime. Serves 4.

Bar patron: We are feeling kind of anxious about this presentation at work tomorrow, I think all of us need a stiff drink to mellow out.
Bartender: How about a batch of Drug Mules? The CBD water will calm your nerves and the booze will help too.

Bar patron: Done.

Drug Mule by lastfrontiermama September 28, 2019