A Real gentleman and the best lover, a true gladiator in the bedroom, he loves to mix it up too making him a sexual god, he likes to mingle and party and is always the last to leave. A traveller who endears himself to visit as many countries as possible, the most monogamous of all males, he’ll adore you an fight to the death for you.
by Amanda phelps November 23, 2021
(n)
1. Act of inflicting pain on someone by forcefully pulling the pubic hair while giving a blowjob.
2. (metaphor) Deceiving someone with a bad or harmful experience while making him think that it was going to be enjoyable or fruitful.
1. Act of inflicting pain on someone by forcefully pulling the pubic hair while giving a blowjob.
2. (metaphor) Deceiving someone with a bad or harmful experience while making him think that it was going to be enjoyable or fruitful.
1. I didn't think she noticed at the time, but when Susan gave me that Hairy Morris, I realized that she didn't appreciate me making eyes at her mom.
2. When the company said it was going to take away the sick days and pay them out instead, people were initially happy, until they realized that they'd have to use vacation time as sick days now. The new policy turned out to be a real Hairy Morris.
2. When the company said it was going to take away the sick days and pay them out instead, people were initially happy, until they realized that they'd have to use vacation time as sick days now. The new policy turned out to be a real Hairy Morris.
by Maddermonk February 09, 2011
Sick cunt 1: who fuckin won bathurst back in 1976
sick Cunt 2: it was fuckin bob morris
sick cunt 3: fuck that cunt must be old
sick Cunt 2: it was fuckin bob morris
sick cunt 3: fuck that cunt must be old
by MURPHANT October 28, 2019
One bad ass mother fucker, all the guys want to be him and all the women want to be with him. The king alpha male of any group.
by blackitalian August 12, 2019
vast fortune owns multiples chipotles and 50% of the buccees empire.
He knows Andrew Tate!
Definitely doesn’t own a pyramid scheme
Rockafeller who?
He knows Andrew Tate!
Definitely doesn’t own a pyramid scheme
Rockafeller who?
“My boy Michael Morris has so much wealth he literally just fucked around and bought 5 chipotles today”
by chris hansen1 August 15, 2022
by Christine Canigula January 02, 2024