Mop Hair

A person who looks like they haven’t had a haircut since they were born. Otherwise known as a Shaggy.

Person 1: Dude, look at mop jar over there!
Person 2: Wat, where’s Scooby?

I bet that mop hair would do anything for a scooby snacc.

by chickacret original February 27, 2019

Mop the Floor

When you put your girl on top of the kitchen counter and perform oral sex and she squirts all over the floor. And that is the reason you have to mop the floor.

My girl loves it when I mop the floor!

by mark twains hardballz August 22, 2009

mop dome

Where someone has a head of hair that resembles a mop, or they just have a LOT of hair. Usually found on teenage males. Some people who have mops on there head try to act emo adn flip the hair in front of their eyes out of the way. Which makes them look like a douchebag.

Ryan has a mop dome, and he shakes it like he's emo.

by Spooni-D November 29, 2006

mop'n'schooch

a Roomies or pairs activity involving one participant mopping as the other follows close behind shuffling a towel underneath their bare feet, resulting in the cleaning of the common space floor area. Most successfully achieved sipping a cup of coffee while discussing pertinent life circumstances.

Hey homeslice, will you mop'n'schooch the floor with me? It's totally disgusting!

by Cizzle & PET December 26, 2007

Mop Topper

A male that pursues and dates women who have a mustache.

Friend 1: Yo did you see that girl Mikey was with?
Friend 2: Yeah he's into that rugged look and likes caressing the facial hair.
Friend 1: Yeah I head he likes to tell the mustache stories before he goes to bed.
Friend 2: Yeah he is a real Mop Topper

by TheHungryAsian November 21, 2011

mop the basement

to perform cunnilingus

I went downstairs on my chica and mopped her basement clean.

by Herb N. Dictionary October 20, 2002

mop job

a blow job, simply put.

"I could really use a mop job on the ol' piss pump"

by COBHC886 May 24, 2007