Mongkok Pepper Spray

When a man has eaten a large quantity of Hong Kong Chili Crab, and - afterwards - after receiving head from a girl and ejaculating into her mouth with spicy semen that is seemingly too spicy for the girl to swallow, causes her to purposefully and hatefully spit the spicy cum, as retaliation, into both his left and right eye damaging his corneas permanently causing blindness.

“Bro, what’s with the eye patches?” “Last night Janice Mongkok Pepper Sprayed me and I just got out of the hospital. It burns, bro bro.” “I told you not to eat Chili Crab on your first date, bro!”

by Mongcock July 13, 2019

monogolf

Your normal 2d golf game you can find on your phone. However, you only get a shot for each hole you play through.

-Do you play monogolf?
-No, whats that?
-It's a golfing game you can play where ever you want!

by Hieu9152#8179 April 13, 2019

Monogolf

Mono- is a prefix that means "one, single"
Monogolf means reaching the hole in one shot in golf.

I did a monogolf.

by Buck4437 April 23, 2019

monopolar

Adverb form of Monopoly

During monopoly last night, he made a one heck of a monopolar move to win the game

by Asian Persuasion 13 October 30, 2019

molokovskii

A Molokovskii is a dumb person who is most likely russian and stupid lmao

Molokovskii is dumb

by Rodrigo SIMPboi! May 14, 2020

Monofocal

One glasses. One eyepiece.

"check out mr peanuts monofocal"

by j-dizzle42069 May 31, 2020

monologuee

The person or person who is on the receiving end of a monologue.

"That's cool", said Jeff, and he became the monologuee for a speech about actuary tables that lasted for over an hour.

by Tom Carbon OG October 3, 2020