sea monkeys

Alternate term for seamen or man milk

by XopsX June 12, 2003

brass monkies

incredibly cold, freezing in fact.
derived from the saying 'it's cold enough to freeze the bollocks of a brass monkey' it would need to be incredlibly cold to bring brass to a point where it would just become so brittle it broke away

'gawd it's brass monkies out there innit?'

by god bless filler bunny September 19, 2005

sand monkeys

The term used for Islamic terrorist that like to Yeet into buildings and blow shit up

The sand monkeys did 911

by MaddysGoneMissing December 27, 2018

Monkeystomp

1. The act of persecution to a male’s genitalia by a swift and efficient stomp to the scrotum.

2. The act of persecution to a female’s genitalia by a swift and efficient stomp to the ovaries or vagina.

3. One of the worst forms of beating another human being. Usually leaves the victim in the ER getting their ear sewn back on.

Holy shit, did you see how hardcore Riss just monkeystomped that douchebag?

by Drew The Pirate August 27, 2008

pubic monkies

what lives in the jungle of pubic hair.

She doesn't have any pubic monkeys because she just "shaved"

by David smells April 5, 2003

monkeyspunk

The discharge following monkey masturbation

You covered me in monkeyspunk you masturbating monkey

by Figit February 26, 2003

monkeyshot

easy to use; even a monkey can use it without a problem.

the products of apple are a monkeyshot

by wickedassim October 20, 2010