Roving bands of miscreants that inhabit the parking lots of fast food chains, most notably Taco Bell, in North-Eastern Ohio. Seasonal and nomadic, they tend to clump together around their parentally purchased "Fast and the Furious" cars and lifted pick-up trucks doing perceivably nothing constructive for hours on end.
Me: I'm hungry.
You: Only thing that's open is Taco Bell.
Me: Aww Fuck! We're gonna have to wade through the damned Parking-Lot Mongoloids.
You: Only thing that's open is Taco Bell.
Me: Aww Fuck! We're gonna have to wade through the damned Parking-Lot Mongoloids.
by LostDakota June 19, 2008
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Your partner/victim shits all over your dick and runs away in panic. leaving your dick covered in shit flailing in the breeze
Your partner/victim shits all over your dick and runs away in panic. leaving your dick covered in shit flailing in the breeze
Sally was riding me reverse cow-girl. All of a sudden she bolted from the room.
I sat up in surprise and saw a mongolian mud worm staring me down
I sat up in surprise and saw a mongolian mud worm staring me down
by sgt.cameltoe May 5, 2008
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To perform the mongolian chairlift, you need a mid sized yak... there also needs to be a chair in plain sight, three cans of whipped cream, a girl anywhere from 90 pounds to 125 pounds depending on the size of the man performing the lift. Firstly you use the whipped cream to draw a moustache on yourself and your partner. Then you do a half sitting half standing position and you place the girl overtop of yourself then lift her off the ground and move her back and forth. While she milks the mid size yak. It was believed that this position was lost to the ages, but due the recent scientific breakthroughs it has been rediscovered.
Dave: I had a crazy time last night!
Tino: Why what did you do?
Dave: Me and my girl tried out the mongolian chairlift
Tino: Holy shit! I heard about that on the discovery channel
Dave: Yea You know it!!
Tino: Why what did you do?
Dave: Me and my girl tried out the mongolian chairlift
Tino: Holy shit! I heard about that on the discovery channel
Dave: Yea You know it!!
by Dave Pat August 24, 2008
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average mongolian dad: *sweats nervously* i-i don’t know, son. *runs away
average mongolian dad: *sweats nervously* i-i don’t know, son. *runs away
by bluesrock January 7, 2019
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Dude, while going down on my girlfriend last light, I gave her a Mongolian Spike just before she came. I thought she was going to loose her mind! She even spoke in tongues!
by Salty n Sticky December 7, 2009
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Get the mongolicidal maniac mug.A mystical creature that feeds off of maggots in the Mongolian swamps. Commenly referred to Asians who eat things off the ground.
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