Moochivore

One who is not hungry, until they spot an appetizing item on another's plate and then asks or demands some

I can't believe she said she was full and then ate all my ice cream! What a moochivore!

by gastromaniac July 18, 2011

Moochcation

When all your family and friends take their vacations at your place to save on hotel and food bills.

My family members are allputting their date on the calnders to come and visit me on thier Moochcation

by just me grizz September 7, 2011

mooch

To assure someone you will pay (literally or symbolically) them back, but have no actual plans to do so. You can still have a good heart though, so it is ok.

Ed mooches off of many. Ed mooched off of Rick and Katie, but he promised he would pay them back. Ed eventually buys a ukulele, believing his music will lure in some magic. Ed has a good heart. Therefore, he decides to name his new wave band, The Mooch. The acknowledgement of his moochy ways helps him rest in a grey scaling of the true meaning of repayment . The Mooch becomes successul, attracting many heavy jammers. Ed never forgets the origins of his band's title. He even writes a song called Katie In The Mud With Magic. However, Ed never pays Katie back. Is Ed still a moocher?

by mamalunardog March 11, 2017

Mooched

Getting Mooched: Getting fired from your new job in 10 days or less.

Getting double Mooched: Getting divorced and fired within 10 days.

Getting triple Mooched: Quitting your previous really good job, getting divorced AND getting fired.

"Tony just got Mooched! He made an inappropriate phone call in front of a customer and got fired on the spot!"

"OMG you know Vincenzo?" "Yeah". "You know his wife left him because he got a new job working for that guy who doesn't respect women?" "Yeah, sure." "He just got fired for shitting with the toilet seat down." "Man he only started there 10 days ago!" "Yeah he got double Mooched!"

by Lalalalegend July 31, 2017

mooched

Being fired at a job less than two weeks after starting.

"Hey, I thought you just started working at McDonalds, what happened?"

"Boss caught me taking a leak in the jar of pickles and I got mooched."

by 420XD August 1, 2017

Mooched

Got fired disgracefully, a bully who got kicked out.

Dude, Anthony Scramucci (Mooch) got mooched so bad. LOL! He even didn't last 10 days in the White House. He was like, whoever don't follow rules they need to leave, they will be fired. Guess who got fired? Mooch! Mooch got mooched. Muhahahahaaaa

by Azarvet August 1, 2017

Mooch

Unit of time equal to ten days. Coined for the length of Anthony "The Mooch" Scaramucci's tenure as Communications Director for the Trump Administration.

When Trump went on his 17-day vacation I thought "The news is going to be quiet for a while. Oh well, at least my F5 key can get a break."
Hahaha, oh, how naive and foolish I was all that long time ago, way, way back in those distant and forgotten days of... 10 days (aka 1 Mooch) ago.

by Miriax April 18, 2018