mogol

A person that acts silly and basically immaturely for his age

He is 17 and still spends his Saturday nights
watching cartoons what a mogol

by greek warrior March 8, 2011

mongolian teacup

The act of pissing or ejaculating in a belly button and then dunking your balls in the urine filled hole.

Hey babe, I'm tired of coming on your face. Can I Mongolian teacup you?

by Kingcoatesee October 19, 2013

Flying Shoe-Horn of Mongolia

1. When two homo sapiens have sexual intercourse on top of a yac. Presumbably in the Saharan Desert. The yac does not have to participate.

"Hey Alvin, we had a great Flying Shoe-Horn of Mongolia, but where did you get the yac?"

by Alvin Dubbs July 4, 2008

Mongolian Gold Rush of 1845

The darkest day in mankind history. Forced to pick the gold that grew from the sacred Mongolian tree, Mongolians rushed to be the first to gather the sweet nectar bars of currency. As ladders did not exist, people were flung via catapults in order to rach the branches. The success rate of hitting the tree and avoiding a plummenting splatty death was .01%. The lucky few who made it on to the trees would be poked to death by the waiting Mongolians' sticks and cell phones. Only man mongonlian participating survived the battle, Sum yung-mahn, received the 75 gold bars the tree possessed, and then proceeded to burn down the tree with a box of matches, perventing others from returning for a second gold growing. Since gold grows on Trees and is not a mineral, it would take rare gold seeds to replenish the source years later. When Sum tried to cash in his effort, he was shcoked to find that Mongolia has just be taken off the gold standard. Now holding useless bars of tree metal, Sum Yung-mahn was a poor broken man. He lated invented Buddism.

The Mongolian Gold Rush of 1845 was such a useless and pointless war.

by Storytelling Sam January 16, 2006

Mongolian Meat Knuckle Sandwich

Testicle skin getting stuck between braces while teabagging your partner.

Karen realized too late. Hector was the victim of a mongolian meat knuckle sandwich...

by Canadian OG October 28, 2008

MOGO

acronym for MAKE OUT GET OUT.. when you just want to make out and then thats it.

My boyfriend is gone for the weekend so i just want to mogo tonight

by weekend slut March 22, 2010

cock mongoler

1) Someone who whores the cock.

2) A woman or man who so lusts for the cock that he or she will do anything to spend time with one.

1). "Eric why are you always cock mongoling?"
"Because my mom told me to!"

2). "Guess what I did yesterday?"
"Probably sniffs some big cocks out of a crowd and had a fun time with them, you stupid cock mongoler"
"Yes"

by Storytelling Sam April 9, 2006