Michaella

A name of a very beautiful girl. She doesn't know she is beautiful. Best girlfriend in the world. Often she will find herself unhappy, as she tries to make everyone feel good before herself. She is damn sexy, cute, and sweet. She can be shy at times but is great in bed. Most girls don't get along good with her seeing as they are jealous. She is an amazing person and a very loyal friend. Also, gives the best blow jobs known to man.

"Dude! You're dating Michaella? Nice man."

by screwtwilight187 February 5, 2010

Michael Jackson

The Greatest Singer in the whole World. Put a new meaning to Music. Sing Pop, Rock, and R&B. The King of Pop. Millions of fans all over the world.

Sold Billions and Billions of Records

by Malcolm Mcfarlane May 23, 2005

Michael Jackson

Genius, simply pure genius.. a man who didn't deserve the media's corruption and a man who will go down in history as The King Of Pop.

"Hey Barbara, remember Michael Jackson?"
"Yeah.. he was damn amazing.. i'll tell you that!"

by TheBrine May 17, 2010

Michael Jacksoning

The act of becoming aware of the great loss of a person after they die who you only wished you had loved and appreciated more when they were alive. You've been hit by the Michael Jackson "lightning bolt" which causes you to start Michael Jacksoning, e.g., you watch nothing but Michael Jackson videos on YouTube, you buy all the books by authentic authors about Michael Jackson, you become a better person by treating everyone kindly and giving to others in need because of the influence of Michael Jackson, etc.

"There's an old saying that you don't miss the water until the well goes dry. When Michael Jackson died on June 25, 2009, the world was in a state of shock, so everyone started Michael Jacksoning."

by PY Love and Peace November 15, 2012

Michaelbaytion

1) -n. Any shitty, mindless Hollywood product which relies on explosions, hard rock music, and a special effects budget exceeding the GDP of third world nations to cover up lack of thought or effort in other areas. Typically all of them.

2) -v. Participation in the above on any level.

See CSI: Miami.

1) "I'm going to go see G.I. Joe, it looks so awesome!"

"Too much Michaelbaytion can have adverse effects on your health."

2) I was going to go out and see an indie film with my hipster girlfriend last Friday, but CSI: Miami was on, so I just stayed in and Michaelbayted instead.

by stopmotionsunrise November 15, 2009

Michael Depiso

He’s a fag. Your typical white cheater. Small dick, long hair(new fuckboi cut), unkept eyebrows, pubes as long as a girls hair. He will cheat on every girl in his path. Typical shit talker. Gets his ass beat on the daily. And runs away from his problems only to get him into deeper shit. Gay at heart. Spreads nudes that weren’t sent to him as well as looks at other girls nudes while in a relationship.

Michael cheats on all girls. Michael Depiso Is a cheater.

by Your worst night mare 💀 November 26, 2017

Michael Florip

This mans is trash at shoot dance and he looks hella fruity
Also has no muscle.
Chucks up 3's.

Dude. Stop being a Michael Florip!

by bigballerzo April 3, 2018