midnight laps

Engaging in sexual intercourse between the hours of 1 and 4am.

Can also apply to sex occurring within 3 minutes of waking up from an REM sleep.

"Yo Johnny, that's your 3rd cup of coffee before 10am, what gives bro???"

"Damn man, ran some midnight laps with the lady last night, never caught my second wind"

by Jrockwhc June 27, 2012

midnight mayonnaise

Any semen spilled after midnight right after sex or masturbation

After John jacks it after midnight: I better clean up this midnight mayonnaise before my parents arrive in several hours!

by KatKnipp July 22, 2015

midnight shit

The midnight shit is when you wake up in the middle of the night after you finally got some rest and you have to take a mean shit. You run to the bathroom to take off your pants and everything comes out in a slimy wet explosive diarrhea. You sit there in the darkness deep in thought about your days and why this shit is happening. You think about your life and your previous choices wondering just why did I do that. The midnight shit is the shit that makes you think about the next day and how much sleep youre gonna get for that night. Once youre done shitting you still have a funny feeling in your stomach that keeps you on the toilet. You wipe your ass as you push to hard and shove your fingers in your asshole. You go back to your bed thinking about your shitty feeling stomach and how shitty of a sleep that was.

I had one of those crazy midnight shits last night.

by joffway February 23, 2023

midnight tiger

when an african american (hondra) is hiding in the bushes, then punces on his enemy nakedly then begins to fullfill his or her sexual needs

yo last nigth i was walking through the park and i got midnight tigered by sum black dude

by Runaway Slave6923 October 07, 2008

midnight cutoff

When you stop doing all your homework at Midnight and do none of it after 12.

Vraj: Did you finish your homework?
Cody: No
Vraj: Why?
Cody: Because the midnight cutoff, no homework after 12 NIGGA.

by CodyNguyener April 28, 2014

midnight flow

The wonderful sex juices that ejaculate from the male/female body, around midnight.

I totally had a midnight flow while i was just listening to music last night.

by katiegreenley December 20, 2009

midnight cat

The name of a black and white pussy cat who loves to sleep and travel back in time using his meow machine. He also loves eating whiskers and is often known as fat cat. He is cute and lovely looking although if you don't give him what he want's he will rip your jugular out with his claws and drink the blood running out of your throat.

I'm, very scared of Midnight cat. I didn't feed him and he is trying to get me. Help! I'm hiding in the bathtub he will be here soon help ahhh he found meeeeeeeeee

by Death by cat July 17, 2020