Micro-Urination

When one reaches their limit and can no longer last and has to urinate, but does not have the time to complete the job, so they drain off the minimal amount to allow them 15 more minutes of life before repeating the process again. This is often caused by standing in line for concert tickets, important business meetings, opening Christmas presents or talking to your best friend on the phone.

Dude, hold this ice-tea and don't lose our place in line to get the Kenny-G tickets, I have to take a Micro-Urination behind that police car.

by Goatoghillgary December 19, 2016

Micro Tsunami

A small raise in the water at the beach. Also called high tide.

Hey man that micro tsunami almost ruined my sand castle.

by Jfap August 16, 2017

Micro-hobby

A hobby that captures a persons interest for hours, days, weeks, or seasonly but is inevitably replaced by a new micro-hobby. A person may achieve a moderate level of competence, but due to their lack of attention and focus, never become and expert. Micro-hobbys routinely come and go as a person enters a different stage of their life, and quite often help deal with boredom, work life imbalance, and stress.

Whats your dad working on now?

Oh, he has this new micro-hobby. He's trying to build a robot in the basement. He will get bored of if by next week and move onto some hipster hydroponic water system.

by Danny Mullan September 17, 2017

microasian

People from Micronesia.

Those microasians are buying all the sushi.

by Twl91 November 11, 2017

Microbatt

Microbatt is masturbating under you pants in front of people

My mates penis is so small he microbatts when he gets his wallet out of his pants

by Hurty goodie January 6, 2018

Macronrhizyvac

When one makes a new word with empty meaning, for extra credit, or lack of another word

Sarah: did you hear about the macronrhizyvac Dominic made?

Ella: no

Sarah: he’s totally trying to get it to catch on

by Cecil_Jackson June 9, 2018

micro dab

the highest tier of dabbing... The only form of dabbing relevant to date... Those who micro dab immediately get 95% more pussy than the average specimen who doesn't micro dab. They also have big dicks... VERY BIG DICKS!!!

Kim K:Hi

You: *micro dab*
Kim K: fuck?

You: *proceed to fuck her so hard her ass splits*

by LilPumpIsGodAmoungMen December 3, 2018