Crash Mat

another word for sanitary towel, used during periods.

'i use crash mats when im on'

by yougay123 July 20, 2008

Yob Tvoyu Mat

Russian phrase. "One of the words means mother, you do the math." -Robin Williams

Mike McDermott: Feel free to reload at any time.
Teddy KGB: Yob tvoyu mat!

Quotes from Rounders (1998)

by antoni324512 March 01, 2009

Matting it all up

Taking a generally comfortable situation and making it to where everyone involved feels as though they need a shower.

Dude, quit hitting on my grandma. It's my birthday party, damn it. You're Matting it all up.

by Trishie October 09, 2005

beer mat notes

a collection of popular notes found on beer mats from around world

beer mat notes: "You must be out of your brilliant mind thinking we don't go together well."

by Krkič May 17, 2020

Texas Place Mat

Using your girl’s panties as a wet spot barrier between her ass and your expensive bed sheets.

The panties are removed in anticipation of oral sex or coitus then spread smoothly under her ass like a place mat to catch her wetness, squirt and eventually your busted nut that leaks down the taint.

Thanks to the Texas place mat, I was able to have a nice dry post nut nap.

by Dick Onchin December 02, 2020

Welcome Mat

A stereotypical African American.

Ex.1 Even though the judge has sent him to jaill 5 times, that welcome mat wont pay his child support.

Ex.2 Don't drive in that neighborhood, likley to be shot by a welcome mat.

Ex.3 Hey welcome mat.

by Taquecop May 04, 2008

Yob tvoyu mat

Fuck your mother in Russian, nice for CSGO

YOB TVOYU MAT TEAMMATE UR SO BAD

by DragL February 25, 2020