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Marc Andre Fleury

Goalie for the Pittsburgh Penguins.
One of the worst goaltenders to think he can make it in the NHL. Fleury doesn't realize how bad he actually is, because he is too stoned half the time, which makes it hard for him to block shots.
Marc Andre Fleury is a horrible goaltender, they should really put in Brent Johnson.
by Big A#1 April 11, 2011
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Marc Summers Rug Burn

This occurs during sex when at least one person involved in the act has Obsessive Compulsive Disorder(OCD), a mental disorder of which Marc Summers is afflicted. It's like a traditional rug burn someone might obtain during sex but the person with OCD is mentally compelled to straighten things or make their surrounding neat and tidy while they are having sex.
It's distracting when I try to fuck a bitch on my Persian rug and I have to straighten the frills. This Marc Summers rug burn isn't worth it...
by kubla85 May 30, 2009
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Marc the Spark malarky clown swedisco dmitri goddess

From the latin "marcus sparticus swe'disceranus" This is the ultimate nickname to give someone, and only once you have reached mach 3.9991347592 can u achieve this...(see definition of mach rating)
a man was walking down the street. He saw a guy with long blonde hair crossing the road. As he saw this he exclaimed, "The saviour has arisen! long live lord Marc the Sparc malarky clown swedisco dmitri goddess...
by Staaaaani June 19, 2004
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Marc

If your name is Marc, 100% g*y and if not, a simp
literally g*y or simp.
This guy is probably named Marc because he is so gay.
by Bien Macabro November 22, 2021
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Jean-Marc

Nigga that says he gets bitches but really does not at all. Loves anime. Cameroonian. Is 5'11 in freshman year of highschool. Small talk warrior. Text bitches like an automated message. Act broke to stay rich. Professional pocket watcher/ beggar. Claims to never try at basketball. Always comes late to school. Text you to see if you did an assignment. Might ask you to cashapp him. Lost to a nigga named thaddeus at basketball. Currently enrolled in muntahha academy. Loser but overall great guy.
Jean-marc you can't pull no bitches
by supersoldier3005 May 26, 2022
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marc

a filipino who’s a kitty traitor
“MARC ARE U WATER? CAUSE YOUR ASS IS TOO BIG
by ghilishot April 13, 2022
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Marc

Marc is an kepper, he has the biggest dick and is the attractivst. Marc is like a greek god, ripped asf and can steal anybody girl and your Mom.
"This dude has such a big dick"
"his name must be Marc"
by Marc's dicksucker 69 November 21, 2021
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