Reverse Maisano

When one party knows that another party's plans to impress co-workers or French girls in advance, and the first party shows up simply to agitate the second party. The opposite of a Maisano

"We totally pulled a Reverse Maisano on Max at Zero Zero last Friday"

by Bdizzle December 5, 2012

Jayvee Malabanan

He is good at playing computer games, especially Valorant. The type of guy who will court every girl and be sad when rejected. He also loves to chat with random strangers through online platforms and enjoys flirting and could flirt to break the ice with someone.

Jayvee Malabanan wants to play valorant after talking with a complete stranger.

by therealjayvee March 7, 2022

Malachai Schang

a big fag, who sits on his ass all day. If you piss a kid named "Malachai Schang" off, he'll elbow drop your face in like jackie chan.

That Malachai kid kicked my ass last friday"

by Malachai May 25, 2003

Malachi

Skinny guy who likes fat girls. Has no ability to stick it out through the rough times in a relationship, and will abandon his family when the going gets rough. Has a severe porn addiction, and is incapable of being faithful. Has a severe narcissistic personality disorder. He has grandiose dreams and brags about how much money his family has, but forgets to mention that they have cut him off. He is completely socially retarded, and has no ability to relate to women as human beings. Has a severe superiority complex, and not afraid to flaunt it.

See that skinny guy? That's Malachi. He thinks he's the shit, when he's really just a pile of poop.

by Shocked and appalled October 15, 2012

MacSatan's

Proper name for "McDonald's".

My crush eat some 5,000 calorie sandwhiches at MacSatan's. Pity her.

by nikkan_hanil December 10, 2003

Malaak

Malaak is a browning banana peel also know as a person slowly dying away from humanity and then still thinking that they are relevant. BUT, she is very relatable and has a good dank meme board on Pinterest.

“Yo, yo, mano did you talk to Malaak today”

“Yea brah; today her memes were FLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY”

“Yea, yea, man. Especially the one about that one man being irrelevant because he doesn’t dispense the sauce.”

by Maloch ness monster October 14, 2019

Malachi

A gay but that only want to suck dick whenever he gets the chance to he love boys but also likes girls doesn't know what to do in life.

Hi I'm gay and I'm Malachi

by Mr.longdick May 14, 2017