malcramé

Setting up the killing of a more senior officer or NCO by a subordinate using some type of cordage such as rope or twine

"Ivan did a little malcramé on the Lieutenant's parachute before the jump. Problem solved."

by malcramé July 9, 2025

Malcramé

Akin to fragging. Sabotaging a packed parachute by tying its lines together, which results in the parachute not deploying correctly and the user suffering injuries or getting killed in the ensuing high-speed crash. Some examples of malcramé occurred in a Russian airborne troops training center where cadets sabotaged their instructor's main and backup chute in this manner as a revenge for constant bullying and harassment on his behalf.

"I've had it with that bastard NCO and his bullying. We're doing training jumps tomorrow, let's malcramé his chutes and be rid of him for good.

by Myrmycoleon July 9, 2025

Malarage

When the medium you got is too big it is a Malarage.

If you bought a large shirt and it shrunk You now have a malarage.

Damn my medium shirt is definitely more of a malarage!

by Bradley Clay October 30, 2025

Hot Malört

Getting cock blocked by a person named Matt while already having sex in a jacuzzi

Matt: Hey this is my room!
Max: Matt, go to bed.

Matt: STOP HAVING SEX IN MY BATHTUB.
Karen: Well fuck if this isn’t worse than hot Malört.

by Unkindestpluto March 30, 2019

Shytoney malonay

This will get any girl to fuck u straight away by just saying it babyy

Boy-Hey shytoney malonay

Girl-Oooo daddy fuvk me

by Mysterybaby July 14, 2021

Rajanikhil Malaramuthan

Rajanikhil Malaramuthan is an absolutely horrible person to maintain any relationship with. He is happy let alone. He doesn’t post cringe posts / videos, just because he is alone. He hates people calling themselves proud single and those people who portray themselves / associate themselves with boomer attitude. He has certain values and types in life that nobody else can’t understand. He is extremely interested in politics and think every move that anyone makes is extremely political. He is anything but NOT a sexist, racist, casteist, homophobe, imperialist or a xenophobic. Although, sometimes like any other normal human being it comes out of him, unconsciously. But he understands that its wrong and without denying it, he unlearns every now and then. He is a strange and weird non-nooliban.

People might think that Rajanikhil Malaramuthan just hates the noolibans, but its not just that. He also hates people who were born out of fire and those who call themselves as ‘god-arse’. Other than that he also doesn’t have any admiration for ‘country-arse’, ‘underwear-arse’, ‘red-tea-arse’ and anyone who have their face tucked inside their arse.

by Rajanikhil November 24, 2021

Quaerēns maiōra

Latin for: Man / Person in search of greater / grander / more important things. More or less like "in search of greatness."

"Hey. Do you need some help? What are you looking for?"
"Quaerēns maiōra."

by Wripe June 4, 2022