Limp tornado

When someone is in a coma and the doctor says you can get a handy from the coma patient

“See that patient in there”, “she’s in a coma, $50 you can go get a limp tornado really fast before anyone sees you.”

by Limp tornado creator December 21, 2020

limp cock

1: a small soft little cock that is a fucking failure cant fucking get hard floppy little clitty

2:a guy whos a fucking bummer

omfg his limp cock is so stupid he cant even get a stiffy

by weewoomotherfuckers November 26, 2020

limp simping

someone who is the opposite of pimp chimping e.g. if they’re hanging with your enemies or if they are just lonely and suck

hey did you see eve today? she was limp simping so bad

by impimpchimpingrn September 25, 2020

Gimp with a limp

A phrase to define, obviously and literally, a gimp (or someone with a lack of sexual prowess) who walks with a limp, insinuating his preference for sexual activity with those of the same sex due to a sore anus.

Whilst walking down the streetand seeing a pathetic excuse for a human - "look at this big gimp with a limp!"

by Diamond Dust September 5, 2008

Limp Bizkit

An awsome band that is hated by a bunch of stupid people and hypocrites. The band has alot of talent and their singer can both rap and sing. Plus their instrumentalists can actually play their instruments. Go ahead and hate on me i don't give a shit.

Limp Bizkit Kicks ass

by Funky munky June 17, 2006

Limp Rag

When someone describes you as a "limp rag", it means you have erectile dysfunction and you suck in bed. You try to pound your girlfriend but it's like trying to shove a hot dog into a square whole...it just doesn't work.

Kady: "You're a limp rag in bed"
Barry: "I'm sorry, i'll go take some Viagra"

by Jasonn Rexing November 3, 2009

ghetto limp

Because blacks don't know how to shoot straight, a lot of them are hit in the legs. After recovering, they now often have a ghetto limp.

"Tyrone got a cap in a kneecap. Now he has a ghetto limp."

by Sooted December 20, 2016