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Spartan Laser

A sexual role playing game where participants dress as Halo characters. Male participants (dressed as Spartans) are punched in the prostate to induce internal bleeding, then ejaculate blood onto the other participants and yell, "Lasa LASAAAAH!!!"
"I got a head shot with my Spartan Laser last night... she's blind now."
by John 117 October 10, 2007
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solar powered laserbeam guitar

A phrase shouted following a moment of absolute rockitude, like a giant robot punching another giant robot through a building. Best performed with furious air guitar and a hair-metal screech.
"Dude! That giant robot just got punched through a building by another giant robot!"

"SOLAR POWERED LASERBEAM GUITAR!!!"
by Greg September 10, 2005
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laser thingy

A red light that is emitted from a tool to be used as a sight for accuracy. Can be used on weapons, pointers and temperature guns.
My buddy Joe has a temperature gun and it has a laser thingy so you can point it at your junk and get the temperature!
by Jay Doggy Dog September 18, 2008
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luser

A combo of a user and a loser.
A luser is a person who tries to install software on their CPUer, but they end up calling customer support saying that the installer package asked them to press any key to continue, but they can't find a single key marked any...
by That Bum July 6, 2005
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LaserJockey

A person who entertains crowds by making laser aerial effects move to the beat of the music. A LaserJockey can transform an empty warehouse or dull nightclub into a poppin off dance party. A LaserJockey is so talented in their craft that they can manipulate the laser effects to look good for any genre of music. LaserJockey's are professionals that adhere to a certain standard of performance and safety. LaserJockeys put on the best laser light shows in the United States.
Woow the LaserJockey is killing it right now. I have never seen lasers move like this. The LaserJockey is making the lasers dance!
by LaserJockey October 21, 2010
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laser

Dr. Evil's secret invention to be used to sear the Earth. Air-quotes are to be used when saying this word.
by Bastardized Bottomburp July 15, 2003
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lasered

Pothead1: Dude im so high right now.

Pothead2: Dude youre beyond high, youre lasered
by Bosshawk September 1, 2009
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