cunt lapper

an expletive -hurled, or even casually tossed, at straight jerks (mostly male) by fags.

as in "Go home and lick your mama's twat ya filthly cunt lapper"

by Virginia Trembles November 24, 2006

LARP

Laughing At Retarded People

"Man, I saw a whole bunch of plebs doing Live Action Role Play the other day, I couldnt help but piss myself"

by ASCii February 9, 2005

lappe

an old, usually loose vagina, commonly found flapping between the legs of women 50+ years of age. They are usually not desired for sexual intercourse and easily contract sexually transmitted diseases such a Hepatitis and genital warts.

I normally wouldn't have sex with women who have a lappe, but last night I was too drunk to care.

I Shouldn't have banged that Lappe, now my penis is swollen and itchy. It also burns to pee.

by Dr. Shiv Ananya September 8, 2010

lapped up

basically when a guy is really close next to you and tries to make everyone leave the room and turns off the lights but you just see him as a friend you tell your friends to explain the proximity of him near you you tell them he is lapped up on you

Guys we were literally lapped up with each other.

by R Kelly golden shower April 1, 2021

LARP

Long Ass Research Paper

Shit son, I gotta write a LARP tonight!

by UDicted April 21, 2009

larip

To masturbate
see also: wank, frig, toss, tommy-tank, make the bald man cry, choke the money,crack one out, etc etc

John had a larip in the toilets during his lunch-break

by Max Power January 5, 2005

Lapper

The Canadian term for a lap dance

Me n' the boys are goin out to the rippers tonight for some half price lappers.

by The dark canuck88 August 10, 2017