Lad Points

A point rewarding system for funny or good moments.it is a way to praise someone that does something impressive.

(originally created by GFBS)

person 1: just tripped over my massive penis
person 2: haha give yourself 10 lad points

by GHETTOFABBITCHES May 24, 2013

Move Lad

Higher authority version of the 'lad move'

Used by the highest of lads.

1.That's a move lad.
2. I know my slime

by DoubleChin_ November 18, 2020

sabad lad

A colloquialism peculiar to Yorkshiremen meaning "My current health status is fine, thank you" inresponse to "Alreet, lad"

" Aleet lad" said Ben.
" Sabad lad" said Glenn in response.

by Glenn of Yorkshire July 25, 2008

Lad Test

A test(link) to see if a lad(link) is truly your lad.

"Lend me a couple of quid for a pint?"
"I hope he passes my lad test and likes my pic"
"I haven't heard from my mate in a week, must have failed that lad test"
"Sorry, I gotta stay in tonight. I'm going to check out Jimmy's social media to study for tomorrow's lad test"
"Sorry, I'm not giving it my all today lads. Had a lad appointment last night
"what's wrong with Jimmy?" "He just finished the lad test"
"got my 23&Me test back... turns out I'm not the lad"
"Can you feed my dog over the weekend? I'll be out of town to do lad test"
"hey r u comin to my stag and do tmrw lad/?"

by LadOfCoding October 22, 2020

Anti Lad

The total opposite of a lad. An anti lad often refers to people who are disgraceful drinkers, pussy out of anything and everything with extravagant excuses. An anti lad generally contains shanter although they believe they are the bantersaurus rex.

You are such an anti lad
What a massive anti lad Greg Byrne is.

by ladiusGFUmaximus November 30, 2011

Lad Bag

A paper bag that you take into a bathroom stall and have a person stand in while you are raping them so that when people walk by, they don't see the victim's feet.

I took Courtney to Red Lobster where I put her in a lad bag and made her scream.

by -= RUCKER =- April 13, 2004

Lads On Tour

Describes an action of hilarity or amusement that would usually be associated with going on tour with a sports team.Lads on tour moments are precious and need appreciating. Like De-bagging(pulling down some ones trousers and pants) your Welsh rugby captain.

George, de-bags rugby captain in front of team!

Shane: after much hilarity "Lads On tour boys, lads on tour!"

by George Underwood February 05, 2008