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cock-knocker

noun.
A gentleman who bangs at the back door
See that Elton John, he's a right cock-knocker.
by Kev April 10, 2006
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The Knocker

Similar to The Shocker, The Rocker, and The Spocker. Two in the pink, TEN IN THE STINK! May require help, but guaranteed to "knocker" out.
"Give her The Knocker?" "Grand idea. It'll kill her."
by Oblithiacry February 27, 2010
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donkey knocker

Used interchangeably with "Donkey Punch-er/-ing/-es". The act of achieving a more pleasant orgasm by switching holes without warning (most believe that a true donk knock must include the element of surprise) and socking your load-bearer with full force to ensure she clenches the sphincter. May also be used post-coitus if she starts bitching about it.

YUP. (*--*) WHAT?
Muthafucker, you owe a new mattress... One tiny fucking donkey knocker and she fucking blows chunks And goes all diarrhea volcano all over my balls.. Good thing you were taping it too- only way to top this is man kept sure that all her friends get a copy.

But seriously dude, replace my fucking sheets.
by Godlovesindustrial January 24, 2018
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cock-knocker

1. A person, usually a male homosexual, who grabs or brushes up against the genitalia of men, in a playful or sexual way.

2. A woman who pleasures a man with her knockers, usually followed by having him ejaculate on her breasts and/or face.
1. That guy Jay grabbed Brodie's and TS's cock in Mallrats. What a cock-knocker.

2. Did you see that porno where Savannah cock-knocked a guy and he came all over her tits?
by calweycn January 3, 2009
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Flab Knocker

A pair of female breasts that are made completly out of flab.
EWWW DID YOU SEE THOSE GIRLS TITS?!

I know! They were obvioulsy flab knockers!
by atomic thigh clap August 2, 2011
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got me by the knockers

How New Jersians say, "I don't know."
Tom gave me a puzzle to figure out and wouldn't you know it got me by the knockers!
by petersonto March 14, 2008
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Taco Knocker

A female who is known to perform a sexual act with another female known as "Knocking Tacos" bumping uglies instead of the use of a male
She is fine, huh. Too bad the bitch is a Taco Knocker.
by DICK,DICKll,LADYDICK December 7, 2009
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