Big Kerst

A prepubescent sophmore who looks like he is in 2nd grade.

"Hey Big Kerst, your sisters hot!"

by bigbillybobjoe19 February 4, 2015

kerstyn

a devise used for women to pee standing up.

Can i use your kerstyn, i forgot mine at home.

by pop tarts June 6, 2007

Keester

anus pie chode with a poop angus

the keester was very very smelly

by keester beans August 11, 2003

kreeton

a gay loser who cries over everything.

by * March 1, 2003

Kester

The term used when you waqnt to describe someone who loves power and craves it and misues it. A Kester is also someone who is stereotypically weird. They usually like weird things such as how the aerodynamics of an aeroplane impact upon the air speed of a boeing 747 when you take into considerstion the altitude and fuel economy as well as flight plan on route to a Southern Atlantic island while the pilot is experiencing G Force 6. This makes a Kester a keen member of the RAF regiment. A kester also loves to help others out, such as putting chairs out for assembly or telling people to do their top buttons up or putting people in a DT. All of these things gives a Kester enormous satisfaction and it serves as a reminder to other people that a Kester is in charge, sort of like a dictatorship. Among other things, a Kester takes enormous pleasure and enjoyment from standing in front of 600 freezing cold school children on an open tarmaced area and shouting orders at them, sort of like what happened in the 1920's. This form of corporal punishment is given the friendlier name of 'marching' as decided by the Kester. At the end of all this, a Kester will sit down with his boss in a dark locked room and the rest is left for your imagination.

'Our Head of School is such a Kester. Why does he love being such a power-happy douche. Why doesn't he just chill out and stop sucking the Heady's dick??' -Person 1

'I know!! What a fucking Kester. There are so many ways that Kester is like Hitler. Have you ever realised that Kester is a Kester?' -Person 2

'No way!! I hadn't realised that before. Maybe someone named it after him because he's such a power-happy douche!!' -Person 1

'Possibly. He deserves it. What a wanker.' -Greg

'Oh no, there's a Kester about. We are going to get in fucking DT's coz he's such a gimp!!' -Moak

by Graham 1993 January 11, 2011

Kestrel

A green clover

Man, that Kestrel is bright green

by Boner Dragon June 6, 2003

kreetin

any action in any point in time that if represented by this word will induce laughter amongst certain stoner groups.

C: Fuck dude you dropped my donut
Weck: Sorry dude
C: fuckin kreetin hard

Weck: Hit me baby one more time!
C:...kreetin hard

C:Yo I only take giganto's
Weck: Kreetin hard

by andrewkreet January 20, 2008