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Kerst is that act of writing your name on a woman during sexual intercourse and drawing an arrow to where your penis is inserted

Kerst is also a term expressed once you have reached a climax of heterosexual intercourse in the mouth (blowjob)
"So I here you kerst that bitch last night"

"Hey, Ho! How much for a kerst?"

"Keeeerrrrrrssssttttt.... bitch"

"Um... Excuse me Officer, that man over there kerst me last night"

"So your saying he screamed out kerst?"

"No nigga, he wrote his name all over my back...therefore he kerst me"

"Bitch please, I've kerst you before, see...right there!"
Kerst by bortwithlegs March 24, 2007
Words you can keep
The struggle in which a young teen endures growing up in a gang,drug and violent environment unwillingly often because their parents were also born into a kerst upbringing and lack of education was presented to them by the way of early parenthood and or trouble with law enforcement therefore trapping them in a generational cycle and a kerst upbringing
The poverty stricken neighborhood aaron lives him made him be Kerst since birth but his dedication to school and artistry gives his kids a better chance of not growing up kerst with a brighter future
Kerst by Caro loera gadafi July 25, 2022
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Big Kerst 

A prepubescent sophmore who looks like he is in 2nd grade.
"Hey Big Kerst, your sisters hot!"
Big Kerst by bigbillybobjoe19 February 4, 2015

Khaleesi Keister

A perfect arse

An arse that defies gravity

Not too big, not too small, not flat, perfectly round
She has a khaleesi Keister
Khaleesi Keister by Big Poppa Mills December 8, 2020

Kersal Massive 

A UK 'rap' group, featuring 'C-Mack', 'Little Fuckin' Kev' and 'Ginger Joe'.

C-Mack lives by the code 'Fuck, peace!', while Little Fuckin' Kev spends his days smokin' da reefer in the corner of various forms of public transport. Buses, trains, planes; you name it, he'll be smoking a reefer in the corner of it. And what of Ginger Joe I hear you ask? He had only this to say: "Yeah man, yeah man." Wise words from a wise man. These guys don't fuck about.
C-Mack: "We know how to do it, Kersal Massive!"
Kersal Massive by voltayD June 6, 2013

Kersey Curve 

A curve placed on a test when the whole damn class knows nothing. Test with this type of curve only require 20% to get a B.
Tomas: I think I may have got above a thirty percent.
Jack: Don't worry man, after that Kersey Curve you'll probably get an A.
Kersey Curve by Curve Rider January 20, 2017

clayton kershaw 

Starting pitcher for the Los Angeles Dodgers. 2011 Cy Young, Gold Glove, and Triple Crown winner for the National League. Wears number 22. Humble and good looking. A fan favorite.
I really hope Clayton Kershaw gets signed to a long term deal!!
clayton kershaw by Dodgerfan27 March 25, 2012
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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