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Kerst is that act of writing your name on a woman during sexual intercourse and drawing an arrow to where your penis is inserted

Kerst is also a term expressed once you have reached a climax of heterosexual intercourse in the mouth (blowjob)
"So I here you kerst that bitch last night"

"Hey, Ho! How much for a kerst?"

"Keeeerrrrrrssssttttt.... bitch"

"Um... Excuse me Officer, that man over there kerst me last night"

"So your saying he screamed out kerst?"

"No nigga, he wrote his name all over my back...therefore he kerst me"

"Bitch please, I've kerst you before, see...right there!"
Kerst by bortwithlegs March 24, 2007
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The struggle in which a young teen endures growing up in a gang,drug and violent environment unwillingly often because their parents were also born into a kerst upbringing and lack of education was presented to them by the way of early parenthood and or trouble with law enforcement therefore trapping them in a generational cycle and a kerst upbringing
The poverty stricken neighborhood aaron lives him made him be Kerst since birth but his dedication to school and artistry gives his kids a better chance of not growing up kerst with a brighter future
Kerst by Caro loera gadafi July 25, 2022
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Big Kerst 

A prepubescent sophmore who looks like he is in 2nd grade.
"Hey Big Kerst, your sisters hot!"
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Khaleesi Keister

A perfect arse

An arse that defies gravity

Not too big, not too small, not flat, perfectly round
She has a khaleesi Keister
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Kersal Massive 

A UK 'rap' group, featuring 'C-Mack', 'Little Fuckin' Kev' and 'Ginger Joe'.

C-Mack lives by the code 'Fuck, peace!', while Little Fuckin' Kev spends his days smokin' da reefer in the corner of various forms of public transport. Buses, trains, planes; you name it, he'll be smoking a reefer in the corner of it. And what of Ginger Joe I hear you ask? He had only this to say: "Yeah man, yeah man." Wise words from a wise man. These guys don't fuck about.
C-Mack: "We know how to do it, Kersal Massive!"
Kersal Massive by voltayD June 6, 2013

Kersey Curve 

A curve placed on a test when the whole damn class knows nothing. Test with this type of curve only require 20% to get a B.
Tomas: I think I may have got above a thirty percent.
Jack: Don't worry man, after that Kersey Curve you'll probably get an A.
Kersey Curve by Curve Rider January 20, 2017

clayton kershaw 

Starting pitcher for the Los Angeles Dodgers. 2011 Cy Young, Gold Glove, and Triple Crown winner for the National League. Wears number 22. Humble and good looking. A fan favorite.
I really hope Clayton Kershaw gets signed to a long term deal!!
clayton kershaw by Dodgerfan27 March 25, 2012
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