Keester

a christian that only goes to church on Christmas and Easter

We have to get to church early on Christmas to get seats or all the Keesters will get them.

by not a keester January 13, 2008

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Kiesty

psychotic, bad ass bitch who intimidates others, is obsessed with cats, and loves bullying people

Damn that girl is such a bitch, she's a kiesty

by Kitten Kill December 9, 2008

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keester it

to forcibly insert into rectum in order to conceal.

John hurry up and keester it, before customs get here!

by Anonymous September 26, 2003

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Sarah Kleist

A Sarah is somebody brilliant and gorgeous. Not egotistical whatsoever. Sarah Kleists are so brilliant if they had a sound it would be sparkle sparkle ping.

Oh my gosh, she is such a Sarah Kleist, I love her!

by Library Lover February 4, 2010

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Kiester

A town in Minnesota and also a last name.

I walked through Kiester, Minnesota yesterday!

by kontry March 5, 2011

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Someone who cannot resist taking a souvenir from every new place he/she visits. It can be something as simple as a pen of lollipop from a bank, ranging to a pair of wangster shorts belonging to a boy from another team at a track/cross country meet. Kleptomaniacs are known to make up codenames for stolen items and their owners. also for excessive giggling.

(Cassie and Annie enter XC bus, giggling.)
Annie: Hey, you guys didn’t hear any weird noises, did you?
Cassie: Yea, your mom made some crazy noises last night!
Monkey Face: No… why?
Annie: I will tell you later. Not in front of Britter.
Guillerno: Were you guys looking at trees?
Britter: Trees? Don’t you mean flags? (cackles maniacally)
All: NO! What are you talking about, Victor?
Coach: Yea, Victor, what ARE you talking about?
(All laugh at Britter’s silliness.)
(Later, on bus ride home, with Britter safely terrorizing middle’uns.)
Monkey Face: Okay, what is it?
Annie: Hold on. (lifts up shirt)
Monkey Face: Whaaaat? Oh my GOSH!
(A traffic cone has been revealed under Annie’s seemingly preggers belly.)
(Cassie and Annie cackle maniacally.)
Monkey Face: Yalls are serious Kleptomaniacs, dawg.

by Anelisa (Clepto4Life) December 29, 2008

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