A game where you drink copious amounts of whiskey and then proceed to pour olive oil all over the linoleum in your kitchen and then try to fight your friends.
by banchronic January 21, 2012
A (sexy kitchen) is a kitchen that is so nice, new and titillating that you'd pass up sex to be able to cook in that kitchen. Even people who don't like to cook can be seduced by a sexy kitchen and decide to just cook that night rather than have sex.
A (sexy kitchen) has seductive granite counter tops, new appliances that make your toes curl, cabinet space as far as the eye can see, and enough counter space that you actually could have sex on them. But it really has nothing to do with sex. The point is the kitchen is more appealing than sex.
by Bobbler Queen February 22, 2014
Someone who is amazing at chopping foods but can be very bossy! One can always defer to a kitchenhiemer
by Kitty goes meow May 06, 2016
Hey Mr Kitchens!
by Lil drayah vert September 10, 2020
by Spookadeen December 10, 2021
A phenomenon wherein human males will wear smaller sized clothes, with the desired effect of perceiving larger than they actually are.
The illusion is quickly deflated the moment said male is in the proximity of anyone who actually lifts.
The illusion is quickly deflated the moment said male is in the proximity of anyone who actually lifts.
Male 1: ‘Sam, you’re looking a bit bigger mate, you been training?’
Male 2: ‘Nah, just wearing a smaller t-shirt so I get away with not training properly.’
Male 1: “Ah, the Kitchen Effect.”
Male 2: ‘Nah, just wearing a smaller t-shirt so I get away with not training properly.’
Male 1: “Ah, the Kitchen Effect.”
by WonderPlummetIntoSpace May 18, 2019
A euphemism for a sexually transmitted infection. Less frequently used to refer to restaurant health code violations.
"I spent all of my hooker budget last night and now I've got cooties in my kitchen."
"She's pretty attractive, but she's definitely got cooties in the kitchen."
"She's pretty attractive, but she's definitely got cooties in the kitchen."
by ');DROP TABLE definitions;-- March 03, 2017