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sexy kitchen

A (sexy kitchen) is a kitchen that is so nice, new and titillating that you'd pass up sex to be able to cook in that kitchen. Even people who don't like to cook can be seduced by a sexy kitchen and decide to just cook that night rather than have sex.
A (sexy kitchen) has seductive granite counter tops, new appliances that make your toes curl, cabinet space as far as the eye can see, and enough counter space that you actually could have sex on them. But it really has nothing to do with sex. The point is the kitchen is more appealing than sex.
by Bobbler Queen February 27, 2014
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Kitchen Effect

When you question knowledge that you are absolutely sure of because of the high stakes involved. Comes from the question, is kitchen spelled with a t?
Though he was sure Thomas Jefferson had written the Declaration of Independance, he was going for $50,000 and other revolutionary war leaders kept popping into his head, so he took the money instead of correctly answering the question, and thereby fell victim to the Kitchen Effect.
by 99RedBalloonsNena November 5, 2009
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shit kitchen

Slang for stomach/intestines. The place where shits are created.
I had a massive lunch. I am cooking up some big turds in my shit kitchen.
by Owen Pidcock May 9, 2019
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Piss-In Kitchen

Replacemant term for Bitchen. A term for the room in an urban apartment in which the bathroom is located in the kitchen.
Trish's new apartment in Tijuana has a Piss-In Kitchen.
by Cliff Kleffer April 12, 2010
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Mr Kitchens

by Lil drayah vert September 10, 2020
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Kitchen Bitch

A male who works and sells food from the prison kitchen.
Tonight's menu is garbage. Gonna get something better to eat from the Kitchen Bitch.
by Spookadeen December 9, 2021
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kitchen-hitler

Someone who is amazing at chopping foods but can be very bossy! One can always defer to a kitchenhiemer
My mom can be a real kitchen-hitler sometimes
by Kitty goes meow May 15, 2016
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